Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dehbashi]

Batdan must be rolling in his mother's basement right now.

He probably watched the episode himself.

[Vaporwear]

The "shit he's been through" is all entirely self-inflicted and a result of him not "handling it rather fucking well" at all. Spoony hasn't faced a legitimate hardship in his fucking life.

The thing is, he hasn’t actually been through anything.

What actual problems have come his way? The last 10 years have been him being super lazy and making less and less videos to the point that he can’t even be called a game reviewer anymore. He’s a part-time streamer and full time twitter addict, that’s all he’s known for the last 3 years or so. For years he’s mostly stayed in his basement and neglected his home, his now ex-girlfriend/wannabe gold digger, and his dog, which as far as I know he still has. And that’s the worst part, all this “woe is me I’m acting like a 15 year old high school drama queen” shit ignores the whole dog thing. The whole point of a dog is literally to have an animal that will worship your worthless ass regardless of how much of a failure you are, you’re literally not fucking alone bitch, fuck you.

Regardless, Spoony hasn’t been through anything at all. I can’t think of anything, aside from the break-up, the foreclosure, and the car accident, all of which was just last year and all of it his fault for being lazy. The rest of the last decade has been nothing but him wallowing in his own bullshit because he likes it that way.

[mad bum]

It's almost like this could of been prevented if you actually got a job, or just started making videos again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't pressure him like that. He is but a gentle flower.

[Guest]

Bores took shots at a couple of INs in his newest IG episode and guess who's among them?

Lol, 2020 and Bores is the best reviewer on YouTube.

[Kugelfisch]

Spaincuck is on suicide watch because Ernie Hudson notices IG but not him.

[mad bum]

It's a sad day when Bores is better than current AVGN. His videos remind me of youtube 10 years ago which isn't a bad thing.

[Rapeculture]

It's a sad day when Bores is better than current AVGN.

Oh shit, so true! The ironing is delicious!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The batdan strikes again

[TheBilthCollector]

I'll give Bores this, he sure has aged much better than most INs have.