Mr. Metocuck: the Tenbux Goon and Black Pill Loon
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
I thought Delirth was into young furry boys?
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
Isn't Delrith a pedophile furry?
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
You guys seem to expect the same level of autism you guys display here to be evident in Jim's videos. It makes no sense. 90% of what you guys talk about, here, isn't actually interesting to the majority of the internet. I'm pretty sure Jim realizes this-- listen to him whenever he's on other people's podcasts and he makes it clear that there's more to what he finds than just what he posts but he still has to make the crap easy to digest for the normies watching his stuff.
I'm glad he doesn't pull DHI levels of sperge out of his pocket every time he makes a video. Good lord would that be painful. "Don't forget the time he did that one thing a single time. And that other time he said this thing that has no relevance to his content today but we'll make sure we bring it up because if you consider it relevant then it makes them seem like they're worse than they really are."
That being said, his Joe video was pretty meh but, at the same time, there's only so much you can really say about Angry Joe. Dude kind of wears most of his flaws on his sleeves. He named himself Angry Joe for a reason and no amount of, "but yo he's a really chill guy, for real, I promise," will change that.
I'm glad he doesn't pull DHI levels of sperge out of his pocket every time he makes a video. Good lord would that be painful. "Don't forget the time he did that one thing a single time. And that other time he said this thing that has no relevance to his content today but we'll make sure we bring it up because if you consider it relevant then it makes them seem like they're worse than they really are."
That being said, his Joe video was pretty meh but, at the same time, there's only so much you can really say about Angry Joe. Dude kind of wears most of his flaws on his sleeves. He named himself Angry Joe for a reason and no amount of, "but yo he's a really chill guy, for real, I promise," will change that.
Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
Why the hell did he named himself Angry Joe anyway?That being said, his Joe video was pretty meh but, at the same time, there's only so much you can really say about Angry Joe. Dude kind of wears most of his flaws on his sleeves. He named himself Angry Joe for a reason and no amount of, "but yo he's a really chill guy, for real, I promise," will change that.
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He was possibly inspired by AVGN?
How relevant are dead gay muppet gangbangs to Linkara's AT4W? Why did he spent quite a bit with Lightbringer, but didn't really bring up his current storyline?Guest wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:03 amI'm glad he doesn't pull DHI levels of sperge out of his pocket every time he makes a video. Good lord would that be painful. "Don't forget the time he did that one thing a single time. And that other time he said this thing that has no relevance to his kahntent today but we'll make sure we bring it up because if you consider it relevant then it makes them seem like they're worse than they really are."
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Guest trying to white knight for Jim, we've said before that Jim needs to keep it at a 101 basic level for the normies because that brings in the views, but the shit he focuses on is way to uninteresting.
Lightbringer was like a good 15 minutes when it could basically be summed up as "its shit, look at it". He also ignored all the good angry Joe shit to just focus on the thing that EVERY other youtuber has been doing for the past 2 weeks now.
And if you think our sperg is bad, the next guy who is coming up is a complete internet nobody no one gives a shit about or knows about unless you follow this shit, when he has a plethora of other people he could be talking about.
Lightbringer was like a good 15 minutes when it could basically be summed up as "its shit, look at it". He also ignored all the good angry Joe shit to just focus on the thing that EVERY other youtuber has been doing for the past 2 weeks now.
And if you think our sperg is bad, the next guy who is coming up is a complete internet nobody no one gives a shit about or knows about unless you follow this shit, when he has a plethora of other people he could be talking about.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
Latza is way more uninteresting than Joe.
I think Joe named himself Angry Joe because rage reviews were in fashion back around the time he invented his identity. His big hook at the time was raging, having explosion effects and screaming about how bad games were. People will say "not every review was negative" and sure, that's true, but what do people remember him for? Probably the capcom rants and all the times he was screaming about mainstream AAA games that he loved. Like that interview with Geoff where he came in all confrontational and tried to be an asshole, but got BTFO.
Angry reviews were the big fad back then, sort of like how SJWs were the big fad a few years ago, Let's Plays were a fad for a while and Creationism/Atheism was the big fad before that. I don't know what the fad is now. I feel like we're between fads at the moment. Only let's playing really caught on beyond the fad time period and established itself. Nowadays, new game/media reviewers don't bother to label themselves "angry," "ranting" or "pissed-off" because that hook doesn't mean anything. MatthewMitosis is just a guy, he's not "Angry Matt the Mitosis Ranter". But if you look at Gaming Brit, he came in long enough ago that he DID kind of try to get popular off of rant videos.
I think Joe named himself Angry Joe because rage reviews were in fashion back around the time he invented his identity. His big hook at the time was raging, having explosion effects and screaming about how bad games were. People will say "not every review was negative" and sure, that's true, but what do people remember him for? Probably the capcom rants and all the times he was screaming about mainstream AAA games that he loved. Like that interview with Geoff where he came in all confrontational and tried to be an asshole, but got BTFO.

Angry reviews were the big fad back then, sort of like how SJWs were the big fad a few years ago, Let's Plays were a fad for a while and Creationism/Atheism was the big fad before that. I don't know what the fad is now. I feel like we're between fads at the moment. Only let's playing really caught on beyond the fad time period and established itself. Nowadays, new game/media reviewers don't bother to label themselves "angry," "ranting" or "pissed-off" because that hook doesn't mean anything. MatthewMitosis is just a guy, he's not "Angry Matt the Mitosis Ranter". But if you look at Gaming Brit, he came in long enough ago that he DID kind of try to get popular off of rant videos.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
People still haven't figured out that Betakur is just another internet nobody trying to get famous yet?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7 ... kWw/videos
Looking at the videos on his channel is like reading the headlines on one of those fake tabloid papers while you wait in the checkout lane at the supermarket.
What topic has he ever gone deep about and exposed to anyone??? He just summarizes and regurgitates whatever is trending on a level that 3 yearolds could understand. Hence his autistic audience that can't seem to think for themselves and worship the hack (look at the comments on his videos and convince me they're not posted by the autistic
). Betakur is a favorite among 15-20 year olds that think they're learning something deep and insightful from his "Raw & Gritty" videos that are too real for Youtube but yet some how even barely even scratches the surface of the subjects he's trying to get famous off of (maybe because he doesn't have an actual clue about what he's talking about???).
This is why his most popular videos are always meme shit like We Wuz Kangz and Shia labeouf.
https://www.patreon.com/MisterMetokur
How seriously do you want me to take someone that has a Patreon and also lives off fan bucks? I'm sorry your internet revolutionist is as much of a hack as the people he talks about and most of the brain dead are too autistic to see that he's pulling in $3,400 bucks a month just to tell you some shit you probably can read off a bazooka Joe wrapper.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7 ... kWw/videos
Looking at the videos on his channel is like reading the headlines on one of those fake tabloid papers while you wait in the checkout lane at the supermarket.
What topic has he ever gone deep about and exposed to anyone??? He just summarizes and regurgitates whatever is trending on a level that 3 yearolds could understand. Hence his autistic audience that can't seem to think for themselves and worship the hack (look at the comments on his videos and convince me they're not posted by the autistic

This is why his most popular videos are always meme shit like We Wuz Kangz and Shia labeouf.
https://www.patreon.com/MisterMetokur
How seriously do you want me to take someone that has a Patreon and also lives off fan bucks? I'm sorry your internet revolutionist is as much of a hack as the people he talks about and most of the brain dead are too autistic to see that he's pulling in $3,400 bucks a month just to tell you some shit you probably can read off a bazooka Joe wrapper.
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I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW
And then Mr. Metokur turns around and says that someone like Nostalgia Chick is too "boring", which really means "Oh God she's going to sue I can't handle the legal fees never mind!"mad bum wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:54 amGuest trying to white knight for Jim, we've said before that Jim needs to keep it at a 101 basic level for the normies because that brings in the views, but the shit he focuses on is way to uninteresting.
Lightbringer was like a good 15 minutes when it could basically be summed up as "its shit, look at it". He also ignored all the good angry Joe shit to just focus on the thing that EVERY other youtuber has been doing for the past 2 weeks now.
And if you think our sperg is bad, the next guy who is coming up is a complete internet nobody no one gives a shit about or knows about unless you follow this shit, when he has a plethora of other people he could be talking about.
Who the fuck is Latza even? I had to google it and the first thing I got was some soccer player. I had to add TGWTG and found out it was that jack-off who tried to do a video with that guy from Star Trek or something, and tweeted Brad Jones too many times, I think.
It's like, who fucking cares? Latza is nothing, he's not TGWTG, he's a retarded wannabe that never went anywhere. Fuck, we didn't even get an Angry Joe video, all we got was a summery of what Joe did a few weeks ago. Here, let me summarize that video for you: "Joe said something stupid. His fans didn't like it. Joe overreacted. Joe calmed down." That's it. What. The. Fuck.
What, you're telling me that the Geoff Keighley/Angry Joe clusterfuck wasn't worth talking about? You're telling me the failure of Blistered Thumbs, something Joe tried desperately to prevent, wasn't worth looking into? The man is crystal clean and therefore also "boring?" WtF.
Mr. M is a piece of shit guys, he's clearly just doing surface level regurgitation of some basic facts in the name of making that easy Patreon money. You guys can suck his cock all you want, but I know a money hungry shill when I see one.
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