DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[da PAC Nigguh]

DSP doesn't drive on the highway because "it's a risk."

He can partner up with Ia­n Mil­es Ching Chong who doesn't risk driving in the rain. Together they can live in a padded room and have Lysol dispensed from the sprinkler system every hour.

[Kugelfisch]

DSP doesn't drive on the highway because "it's a risk."

He can partner up with Ia­n Mil­es Ching Chong who doesn't risk driving in the rain. Together they can live in a padded room and have Lysol dispensed from the sprinkler system every hour.

I'd favour carbon monoxide.

[Singh'sSpot]

What a shame really, Washington itself is pretty nice place, nice forest and mountain scenery, yeah it rains alot there and can be shitty but when it's not it can be a nice day, made more baffling why Paul pefers to stay in doors all day instead of exploring out, hell he's only two hours away from the Cucknadian border, take a trip to Vancouver and live stream the trip.

But of course thats too much effort for the pig, he might as well be living inside his parents basement.

[Kugelfisch]

True. Washington and New England are wonderful areas if we're just talking about the lay of the land. Frequent rain is a bonus in my book. It's just the people that ruin it. Like every other nice place.

[rabidtictac]

I grew up with rain and I love it.

[Kugelfisch]

I grew up with rain and I love it.

It's why those places aren't fucking deserts. If I'd ever leave this place I'd likely go to Cuba. You get the sun and the clear water but also lots of rain and fog.

[Guest]

I despise hot weather so I'm always thankful for rain. Heat is for niggers and whites were never meant to live in the south.

[Kugelfisch]

The novelty of heat wears off very quickly. You'll grill something while having a cold beer. You'll have small talk with your neighbour about how fucking hot it is. Cherry harvest is usually great after weeks of hot and dry weather but strawberries will be terrible. Violent, warm summer thunderstorms are pretty great. But a week in and you're over it unless you're a psychopath.
It's nice to have seasons. But a lack of rain is a formula for death.

[Guest]

Phill can't go out of the house you moarahns. His child Jasper could die. He needs to protect his family.

[Salmonella]

I told you all he was gonna get away with it. The entire DSP saga makes me hate humanity. Him repeatedly scamming people and getting away scott free. Idiots giving him money for no reason.


This mother fucker really just got gifted a 500,000 dollar tip by the United States government