DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm not really sure we have as much of a tradition of buying a way too big house. I feel we're more into wasting shit on expensive cars.

[Guest]

I'm not really sure we have as much of a tradition of buying a way too big house. I feel we're more into wasting shit on expensive cars.

Like Dave and his BMW he never drives?

[Some Sick Fuck]

I thought Dragonlord was already the German version of DSP

Nah, he doesn't have a goutmansion.

Given the little I've seen from Drachenlord, I would say he lives in a more "rural" version of a goutmansion



I don't know if it's fair to compare Pigroach to the Dragon saviour, Phil only dreams of confronting the haters in such ways that Dragonlord does, walking around with a katana and throwing hatchets at people.

[Guest]

DSP getting thrown out of his gated community and becoming the USA version of DragonLord is the timeline I want to live in.

Probably gonna play out like this until he throws that punch like real celebs do when they got pestered by journalists one too many times

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[Salmonella]

I'm not really sure we have as much of a tradition of buying a way too big house. I feel we're more into wasting shit on expensive cars.

Like Dave and his BMW he never drives?

He lost the BMW years ago. Now he has a brand new Toyota Camry that he never drives instead.

[Kugelfisch]

He lost the BMW years ago. Now he has a brand new Toyota Camry that he never drives instead.

And what a display of his logical financial choices that was. Get rid of the leased Beamer (fine as you can't write if off but wanna be he did anyway?) and instead got a new car.
Had I not have had a business I wouldn't have bought any car new ever again after my first. It's a massive waste of money these days. We're not living in times where used cars are rusted, ten year old junkers. These days a used car is a previously leased Beamer with barely any miles that some fat Polack with gout couldn't afford anymore.

[Le Redditeur]

How many years of Uber trips does that car cost him?

[Kugelfisch]

How many years of Uber trips does that car cost him?

Couldn't tell you. I be Phil couldn't either.

[Guest]

I'm sure Khet fucks people from work in the back seat of it. I'm hoping its parked in the driveway of Gout Manor when it happens.

[rabidtictac]

DSP doesn't drive on the highway because "it's a risk." Khet works part-time. When she leaves the house, she takes the only car with her.

So what I'm saying is that she can fuck all day, every day and DSP can't do anything about it. He's completely reliant on Khet for validation. There's a reason he hasn't shown us the inside of that house since Leanna left. Khet spent a shit-ton of money on new furniture, appliances and kitsch and he doesn't want us to see. Khet and WWE Champions are his two massive money sinks and he's not willing to compromise on either.