Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Let's hope he dies of the bacterial infection before the bacteria die of Spoony.

[Guest]

I've got the cure for Spoony's tooth problem right here.

[Guest]

Let's hope he dies of the bacterial infection before the bacteria die of Spoony.

Spoony's bacteria will become too lethargic to bother killing him #depression

[Guest]

He can't just go outside. There are birds out there.

And the branch. The branch never changes.

[Kugelfisch]

He can't just go outside. There are birds out there.

And the branch. The branch never changes.

It's eternal. Never forget.

[Guest]

Don't tell me how to go outside.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

#PrayForSpoony

Pray for what? At least when he bites the dust he'll escape the living hell that is his mortal existence.

[Guest]

Spoony is like Boogie in that he really needs to decide to get better now or just die. At least boogie's obesity is likely to kill him in a decade but Spoony could survive for as many as 50 years. Can you picture that? Old Man Spoony on twitter ranting about this or that and whining?

[Guest]

Or they discover a way to stop aging and Spoony lives another 200 hundred years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It wouldn't really change anything how old Spoony becomes. He'll just alter his "I've wasted the last X years of my life" tweet.