Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
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Spoony is a whiny, entitled little bitch but he's legit depressed and got mental problems. Dude was making bank. All he had to do was livestream some kahtent and occasionally fart out a review or two a year. The fact he couldn't even motivate himself to do that speaks volumes.
He's definitely milking what stragglers he has left for pity points though.
He's definitely milking what stragglers he has left for pity points though.
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The people you see talking to themselves on the subway smelling like urine because they piss on themselves have mental problems. Spoony's one and only problem is that his parents spoiled and pampered him and never kicked his ass out the house when he turned 18 like they should have so he could be an adult and grow the hell up. Now he's a 39yo child that whines about his problems because he thinks his problems are above anyone elses. In all his yeast infection whining did he not say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Years" to his pathetic fan base. He doesn't give two logs of feces about any one but himself. All the free online attention he receives on twitter just validates his need to feel self important. He's a 39yo unemployed LOSER with messed up credit. His future is Walmart greeter, old ass grocery store bagger, or old crazy homeless guy except I don't want to compare him to someone homeless because despite where they ended up those people actually tried at one point in their life.
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It'd also do wonders for reviews, etc. Looking in on a generally upbeat guy blowing off some steam as part of the highlight of his week is fun. Watching something done by a depressed guy who's treating something that's supposed to be fun like it's a job, not so much.
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His depression is self-inflikted and his mental problem is that he never had to face harsh consequences.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:18 amSpoony is a whiny, entitled little bitch but he's legit depressed and got mental problems. Dude was making bank. All he had to do was livestream some kahtent and occasionally fart out a review or two a year. The fact he couldn't even motivate himself to do that speaks volumes.
He can't and never could take any criticism at all. Everything either goes his way or he throws a massive fit. And when that doesn't work he just throws everything away because he will never admit fault.
Get a job or get kicked out of the house? He preferred to get kicked out to be a burden on Miles.
Be more ambitious or lose Scarlet? Well, away she goes.
People on his forum don't kiss his ass anymore 24/7? Abandon it.
Somebody mad about a bad joke? Don't apologise and instead double down to get kicked from the site.
Paymetons reached 5k so he has to make a movie now? Abandon making videos entirely.
Depressed from basement squatting and no social contacts? Well, nothing he could do.
And so on. Whenever he didn't get his way exactly he just dropped everything to sit in his corner and pout. Never has he ever tried to overcome anything. He just let shit happen to him that was completely avoidable to then whine and complain about how he was wronged.
The more you think about it, the more you realize this has been his MO from the very start.
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He has no problems motivating himself when it's about writing snarky shit on Twatter.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:18 amThe fact he couldn't even motivate himself to do that speaks volumes.
He may have been mildly depressed at some point, and the other diseases (nipple infections, sleep apnea, lupus) were made up.
He's a 39 years old child who needs physical discipline.
News about the faggot in Spain?
I bet he didn't do anything and he will spend the rest of his days as a submissive cuck.
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No new tweets of Spain Sperg yet. Maybe he did was Spoon is too much of a pussy for.
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Chances are slim at best. He didn't write anything after the last message about him getting ready for becoming a man once in his life, but he tweets sporadically, not like Spoonybum, because he has nobody who would listen to him.Complicity wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:31 pmNews about the faggot in Spain?
I bet he didn't do anything and he will spend the rest of his days as a submissive cuck.

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He heavily orbited Noah's tweets lately. If you do not see anything from him in the next 1-2 weeks he prolly an heroes. RIPSome Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:06 pmChances are slim at best. He didn't write anything after the last message about him getting ready for becoming a man once in his life, but he tweets sporadically, not like Spoonybum, because he has nobody who would listen to him.Complicity wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:31 pmNews about the faggot in Spain?
I bet he didn't do anything and he will spend the rest of his days as a submissive cuck.
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Yeah he has to be an hero now. He had his last Brain Sucks muh dick song saying he'll have more content, but it's highly unlikely. Poor bastard.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Only time will tell.
For someone who got famous for bitching about Final Fantasy, he sure is more angsty and emo-ish than even the worst FF characters.
It's White Wolf's World of Dorkness, so yeah.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:21 amI have no idea what you are talking about except that it sounds like the gayest and most autistic shit ever. This is worse than the weebshit thread even.
"You can't help me! No one can help me!"Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:56 am
For someone who got famous for bitching about Final Fantasy, he sure is more angsty and emo-ish than even the worst FF characters.
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