Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Oh hey, we've got an actual live one. Let's see what happens.
I only wonder who that Brian is that sucks dick so much he made 45 videos about it.

Here's what i think:

Guy is gay, Bryan was some guy he fucked but broke up badly, then due to reasons he faked being a straight guy and proposed to this gal, and now our dude is miserable because he is gay and married to a woman and also in another country.

His "bryan sucks" songs are a way to let his previous lover that he has moved on even though he is obviously still bitter

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>tfw when Spoony has become so boring that his deranged fans have to deliver the quality content

[Tony Schiavone]

When he dies we should all celebrate by meeting at his grave and taking a piss on it.

I'd start a fundraiser to pay for his tombstone. We need to design it first, of course. Even if he doesn't do it like this guy, it can at least be delivered to his house in time for him to get the hint.


>oWoD never used real world events

Except for that typhoon in India in 1999. A real event that killed hundreds was a giant Technocracy coverup to kill an awakened pissed off Ravnos Antideluvian. It doesn't count if they're brown!

Anything before 1960 is also fair game. Brujah were Nazis! (and Carthaginian baby killers)
Anyone who died in the inquisition was really a vampire! Everyone really died at Roanoke to stop Eater-of-Souls from devouring the Injuns..

If White Wolf had any balls they would've left that homo assassin stuff in. It's a world with werewolves and space wizards. You should be able not get triggered by an alternative reality.
A nipple monster S&M Tzimisce with gatling gun penis arms? Neat!
The possibility Kindred may have been in Vietnam? WOAH HOLD ON THERE RACIST

I'm still pissed that the V20 book didn't blame 9/11 on radical Loyalist Assamites. Took instead the wussiest if all copouts by saying it was "so terrible" no sect would take credit for it.
Please. Worse shit happens over the course of an average gaming chronicle.

[Le Redditeur]

9/11 was clearly the Ah-li-Batin mages doing a terrible blow to the Syndicate Technocratic Convention.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And yet none of the various special snowflake cliques they came up over the yeras wants to take responsibility for WW2.

[Le Redditeur]

And yet none of the various special snowflake cliques they came up over the yeras wants to take responsibility for WW2.

Old WoD explicitly said that WW II was caused by "Humanity's own cruelty", but the supernatural beings took sides. It was the cause of the split for the Virtual Adepts from the Technocracy, when those decided to support the Allies while the Conventions were all for the Axis.

[Kugelfisch]

I have no idea what you are talking about except that it sounds like the gayest and most autistic shit ever. This is worse than the weebshit thread even.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Guy needs to off himself quickly to save us from this growing insanity...

[pibbs]

Then shut the fuck up about it.

[Deckard]

Toddlers are more emotionally mature than this fuck.