Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Most of spoony's old tabletop gaming crew probably thought he was a cunt.

>imblying Spoony actually had a gaming crew and hasn't just been lying his entire life.

I bet his older brother played a bunch and little Noah always watched from afar. Every gaming story he ever had was his brother. The fucker always paid other people for game footage.

[rabidtictac]

Buying that big-ass house was a stupid idea from the beginning, for what did they needed all that space?

He needed the space for that Counter Monkey set he used that one time.

I'm sure he bought that big house for the same reason DSP did: to flex. Because they're shitty, materialistic people with nothing in their lives except the money they get from paypigs.

[pibbs]

The guy who tries to feed you toilet pizza? Nah...

Does anyone really believe a pizza sat behind a toilet for a month? He made up most of that shit.

It's an entertaining story, probably his best (if that's saying much) and if it's true, IF, then he's the one that set it up.

[Kugelfisch]

The fucker always paid other people for game footage.

Oh you think he actually paid for that?

[pibbs]

The fucker always paid other people for game footage.

Oh you think he actually paid for that?

He paid in exposure

[Kugelfisch]

The fucker always paid other people for game footage.

Oh you think he actually paid for that?

He paid in exposure

By which he means he will not credit the footage in any way.

[veris leta facies]

He will move back in with Miles. That's all that will happen. That's all that can happen. Miles is the only one in the family that can stand him, and Miles is the only one in his family that Spoony doesn't have utter contempt for.

Maybe that was true like 5 years ago, but what about now? For all we know Miles hasn't talked to him in years and no longer has the time or patience to deal with his black sheep older brother. I for one would understand if Miles decided to put Noah into a homeless shelter and let social services handle his case. Miles is a hero cop, he killed a drug dealing spic, saved the lives of his fellow officers, and still reviewed some movies with his brother like the very next day, but even he has his limits, and I can imagine living with Noah is crossing that limit.

Exactly. That was then and now is now. What on earth makes you guys think Miles would take him in now? The guy probably has a family now in which case he definitely does not want his loser nutcase brother around, but even if he still lives alone I really doubt he would take Noah with him. He's a cop and they are not generally these sjw- "we are all equal" cucks, which Noah clearly is today. There's a good chance Miles even voted for Trump. Cops get to see what real human nature is in their work and they naturally become more conservative and right-leaning if they weren't like that already when they started their job. Miles and Noah are from completely different planets nowadays. Miles could possibly arrange some apartment for him and maybe lend some money, but not take him to live with him.

But there sure would be some Game of Thronesque kinda surprisingness if Miles would take him in and they started making film reviews together again.

[Osterzone]

Miles would visit around February and the two of them would go to a B-movie festival. Noah will probably beg Miles for his old room back in when he sees his little bro again.

[Guest]

Most of spoony's old tabletop gaming crew probably thought he was a cunt.

>imblying Spoony actually had a gaming crew and hasn't just been lying his entire life.

I bet his older brother played a bunch and little Noah always watched from afar. Every gaming story he ever had was his brother. The fucker always paid other people for game footage.

He absolutely lies. In one of his stories, he mentions how it happened a long time ago, then suddenly he brings April into the story...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So you're telling me that one time be pwned that Vampire LARP session with the most keikau of all keikakus did not happen ?!