Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

How Spoony goes out?

Alcohol induced liver failure 15 years from now. his decline will be a painfully slow one, where most of us will forget he even exists, and occasionally we'll suddenly recall him as that Internet dude who used to review old ass videogames like Final Fantasy 8 and we'll ask ourselves, "Hey, what happened to that dude?"

And then we'll quickly forget about him again.

Point is, he's never gonna off himself because he's too much of a narcissist to ever commit suicide. Hell, he'd never eat a bullet because it would mess up the grease ball he calls his hair!

[Guest]

Spoons will be around 20 years from now. Terrible people tend to last forever.

[Guest]

Wasn't this from here?

[Complicity]

Spoony is Lebowski minus friends, charisma, humor, and balls.

[Keith Chegwin]

So Spoony is nothing like Lebowski then?

[mad bum]

That looks like the art that one guy used to post here, wonder if he fucked off to the farms.

[GitGud]

I think i should gift spoony a green Fleshlight and a bottle Everclear via amazon, only to see him rage

[Old Black Man]

yeah, imagine if you were paid like 5000 dollars a month for cheap videos. But that'd just be insane...

And this is why I hate Spoony, simply for his arrogance and lack of gratitude. Dude has never had to struggle in his life.

[Poonoo]

The proper reply is "no shit, now tell us something we don't know."

If you try to kiss his ass or cheer him up, he just stomps on you. The way to deal with this fucker is call his bluff. Oh, you think your life is worthless? I fucking agree! Your life IS worthless! There are 600 pound burgerican welfare queens who contribute more to society than you do. You're a vacuum of negativity and egomania that sucks in everything good and turns it into an amorphous blob of self-important sympathy begging. It's looking more and more like April left you because honestly, who WOULD be able to tolerate your smug, self-righteous bullshit? You slime around your house, whining about Trump, crying about your fucking life. Then, when someone has the temerity to try to say something nice to you (and GOD KNOWS why any of your cucks are still hanging around), you start shit-talking them to make yourself feel good. Like, how dare they try to be nice to the King of Tekken! You sure set them straight!

"Spoony, some day your life will get better! I'm praying for you!"
"No it won't ever, and God sucks my dick."

Probably followed by you blocking the person. Congrats! You successfully baited another sucker. They crawl on their bellies, trying desperately to think of something to win your approval, and you shit on them. And again, fuck me if I can think of a reason they bother, because even the most worthless cuck fan is probably three times the person you are, no matter how fucked up they might be. I bet there are serial killers out there who are kinder and have done more to help other people than you have.

You even give people with mental illnesses a bad rap, since you create the impression that someone suffering a mental disorder is some kind of deranged wacko who can only speak in memes (FUCKING DRUMPFFFF!!!! PITY ME!!!!), or that it's impossible for a mentally ill individual to hold a job or engage in productive activities.

So good job, fucker, because everything about your existence makes this world a worse place to be. For all that movieblob loves to sperge about a glorious future full of moon wheat and galactic expansion, it's arrogant dipshits like you who do nothing and think they know everything who truly hold us back. And on top of that, you're not even NICE. You're one of the nastiest people I've ever had the displeasure to encounter. Right up there with Chantal Marie and Boogie. Except Boogie can fake being nice and you can't.

So there. You want to sit on twatter and fish for a reaction? There's your reaction. I hope you take the easy way out, but I know you won't because you're a gutless bitch and the suicide talk is just your way of baiting more cuck replies so you can feel big when you stomp them down.

If you weren't an admin already I would have made you one with that post. That sums up current Spoony perfectly.

Damn. She didn't even want to be reminded of him.

Can you blame her? She wasted years of her life with him, and the last thing she wants is some pictures that remind her the shitposts she read on DHI were right.

April has tweeted before about being close with her family so if they staged a mini-intervention for her to leave or if Spoony acted like an asshole to one of them then that would probably do it.

That happened with Boogie's wife too right before they divorced. It's why Boogie told his stream about her sexual preferences, she was away from him and got mad he had no control.

It's gonna take a while, but I can't see him caring enough to renew it. I'm pretty sure he had it pre-registered for 10 years since 2014.

Nope, he registered it last year, the 10 years must have been in 2008 because I remember that too. I looked at that a few years ago but he renewed it months before expiry, kind of surprised since I thought he would just let it die.

That looks like the art that one guy used to post here, wonder if he fucked off to the farms.

Nah rpgworm's style is way different.

[pibbs]

He sounds the same...