Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Tony Schiavone]

Bingo. April's family shows up sometime during the week of the 25th. Dad and Spoony get into it on the 27th because Noah is a worthless sack of crap with no future (causing Spoony's "faithless" pussy tweets). So now Spoony refuses to leave the basement for the rest of their visit but he does his Youtube streaming during this time to "show them who's worthless". Meanwhile the family has several days alone with April to convince her that she needs to leave Spoony.
The family leaves on Dec 1 and April isn't quite sure yet but after one more week of cleaning up for Captain Night Terrors she decides to bail sometime after Dec 4 (when her last tweet was made).

You think that might partially explain his Twitter end of the month 'woe is me' routine? That he just got off the phone with mom and dad moneybags and subjected him to another guilt session over what a waste he is?

I'm thinking his random streaming might also be that. When Orcril's family was over, and he suddenly had enough energy to dive downstairs for a while until forced to interact with them. Would explain the random stops as well as starts.

[Guest]

Dad must not be tech savvy. I would have taken one look at Sporky's twitter feed and immediately gotten to work trying to get her out of there.

[pibbs]

[Rushy]

yeah, imagine if you were paid like 5000 dollars a month for cheap videos. But that'd just be insane...

[Guest]

HAHAHA

Spoony's as subtle as a brick to the facd. Fuck off you kike fuck.

[Rushy]

His website's in the render queue

[pibbs]

I looked it up...

His registration for the site expires on 2024-06-13

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's gonna take a while, but I can't see him caring enough to renew it. I'm pretty sure he had it pre-registered for 10 years since 2014.

Dad must not be tech savvy.

He's probably just slightly less tech-savvy than "how to use 7-zip" Spoony.

[Guest]

Blatant lies, Noah would never dirty his palate with something as base as ramen. Only the finest Taco Bell and Pepsi is suitable for his cultivated sense of taste, honed over almost 40 years of not cooking. Next thing you know, he's going to try and convince people he's resorted to drinking actual water in a bid for money.

[Keith Chegwin]

Dad must not be tech savvy. I would have taken one look at Sporky's twitter feed and immediately gotten to work trying to get her out of there.

He's probably been asking her 'when are you going to dump this loser?' for years. But you know women.