Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Pope Corky III]

Nazi? Bullet.

Baited. I never in a million years thought I'd hear you say that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why not? They're autistic losers still having wet dreams over some guy with a faggy mustache who lived about 80 years ago.

The only problem seem to be that alpacas aren't great for urban environments, so their viability as pets is limited.

Give it time. Just look what we did to dogs.

[rabidtictac]

Kugel hates modern-day nazis because they're LARPing faggots (IIRC). Most modern """nazis""" would sudoku themselves if they had to live in Hitler's Germany for realz.

[Kugelfisch]

Something like that. I dislike the alt-right even more, though. I do like the whole aesthetic and tank warfare of the era, however.

[Old Black Man]

I think of you as a german Ron Swanson, how accurate is that?

Not very. I share some traits but personality-wise I'm quicker to anger and a lot more extrovert. I also think of his "no vegetables" rule as peak idiocy. But I do like the character and identify on some levels with it.

And yeah, alpacas are the symbol of hope, I've got a camping axe for anyone who says otherwise.

I'm very fond of animals in general (mammals, birds and fish mostly). They mind their own business. They also usually look nice.
As far as people go, I don't expect much. I'd see most in the case of a catastrophy as a source of danger. I'll fuck off innawoods, as is my true /k/ calling and camp shit out. You're cool, you can hang. But anything uncool, you get the shallowest of all graves. Society has collapsed and you have obsolete ideology on your mind and not how many cans of beans you have? Won't suffer you. Don't like cute as hell Alpacas? You're insane. Won't suffer you around either.
Priorities matter. I'd value anyone useful, no matter race or heritage, over anyone potentially harmful.
Because when I go survival that's what matters. I've got no hills I'm willing to die on.

Ever watch this guy Kug?

Ye. Townsend is legit kino. Be sure to pester him about nutmeg in the comments. Great videos. I appreciate any man that acknowledges the deliciousness of a baked onion.

I like that, and yeah life without vegetables sucks. I love cooking with stuff like spring onions and leeks, and couldn’t imagine a meat only diet. I’m also not down with his fish aren’t a meat rule either, I can go to down on the salmon and tuna.

So basically when shit goes down I need to find you in the german wilderness and help raise alpacas? I’m game. We can reminisce about the days before the fall and shitpost over home brewed beverages and artisan goods.

I’m glad to hear you like him, and yeah that baked onion recipe was surprisingly good, I tried it back in the spring.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about we name the alpacas after INs? That would feel more like the good old days :3

[Old Black Man]

How about we name the alpacas after INs? That would feel more like the good old days :3

Doge would be the herd’s guard llama, and erod would be the runt.

Lupa would just be a crazy mutant beast that we’d have to shoot at it in order to protect our herd.

[Guest]

Lupa please cum on my face!

[mad bum]

>Thinking girls project cum
>Not realizing that that's actually piss

[RedLine]

Stay away from Lupa's genitals, everyone.