Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Best pets are alpacas, nuff said.

My absolute Neger! I've been preaching that for the last year unironically!
About two years ago Unicorns were super popular for whatever reason. Whatever item it was, if it had a unicorn on it it would sell. It was some ploy by a marketing company in Hamburg for no reason in particular. So when that trend, that nobody even knew why it was a thing, died off, they tried to repeat it with flamingos. Total failure. Right now it's Llamas. Also a total failure.
And I've been saying that their crucial mistake is not having gone for Alpacas. They are smaller, fluffier, prettier and aren't known for spitting in your face. Alpacas are cute as hell.

I'll take an Alpaca tour eventually. Love them!

Ignore/skip the annoying high Bavarian blabber and look at those fluffy cuties!

Edit: Little girl @ 1:35 "Because they're cute!" Damn right!
Edit edit: Shortly mentioned after it is that they are supposedly also used for treatment of autists. My spirit animal for sure!

[Old Black Man]

Best pets are alpacas, nuff said.

My absolute Neger! I've been preaching that for the last year unironically!
About two years ago Unicorns were super popular for whatever reason. Whatever item it was, if it had a unicorn on it it would sell. It was some ploy by a marketing company in Hamburg for no reason in particular. So when that trend, that nobody even knew why it was a thing, died off, they tried to repeat it with flamingos. Total failure. Right now it's Llamas. Also a total failure.
And I've been saying that their crucial mistake is not having gone for Alpacas. They are smaller, fluffier, prettier and aren't known for spitting in your face. Alpacas are cute as hell.

I'll take an Alpaca tour eventually. Love them!

Ignore/skip the annoying high Bavarian blabber and look at those fluffy cuties!

Edit: Little girl @ 1:35 "Because they're cute!" Damn right!
Edit edit: Shortly mentioned after it is that they are supposedly also used for treatment of autists. My spirit animal for sure!

Fuck yeah amigo! Alpacas are really neat animals, they're very gentle and sweet animals, and are incredibly versatile. They're great for ranchers because their fiber is high yield and very useful, and they're easy to take care of. If for some reason the world goes (further) to shit and I have to survive in the middle of nowhere, I'm raising these adorable bastards. Speaking of autists, check out my post in useless human debris, I had a bit of an epiphany with the autism problem.

[Kugelfisch]

Also part of apocalypse code:
Any fucker that talks bad about Alpacas gets a bullet, along with faggots subscribing to any ideology. Unceremoniously. AnCap? Bullet. SocJus? Bullet. Nazi? Bullet. Talk shit about fluffy Alpacas? Bullet! I won't suffer faggots around my camp fire innawoods.

[rabidtictac]

Llamas are cool as fuck. I prefer llamas to alpacas but both are good. Llamas are better farm guardians from what I hear.

[Old Black Man]

Also part of apocalypse code:
Any fucker that talks bad about Alpacas gets a bullet, along with faggots subscribing to any ideology. Unceremoniously. AnCap? Bullet. SocJus? Bullet. Nazi? Bullet. Talk shit about fluffy Alpacas? Bullet! I won't suffer faggots around my camp fire innawoods.

I think of you as a german Ron Swanson, how accurate is that? And yeah, alpacas are the symbol of hope, I've got a camping axe for anyone who says otherwise.

I'm trying to get back into outdoorsman stuff, like fishing, hiking, and hunting. Work and school has kept me too confined lately, and I want to unplug from the bullshit on occasion, not to mention sharpen/learn some survival skills. Not some doomsday prepper shit, but just learning things like processing foods and practicing my marksmanship, I've got a cousin who inherited several acres in the countryside, it's a good place to practice those things.

Ever watch this guy Kug? I dig historical stuff and he seems like a genuine and nice dude, plus he made a non spergy video saying that he was tired of modern politics/bullshit seeping into his channel, all because he made a recipe for an old drink called an orange fool. Although I'd use more modern versions on what he does, I find his content to be informative and entertaining.


And llamas are actually symbiotic in a way with alpacas rabid, herders often keep one or two llamas in their alpaca herd to protect them, seeing as they're more aggressive than their timid counterparts. I know a surprising amount of info about alpacas...maybe that's my calling.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Picture an alternate history where Hasbro made My Little Alpaca.

[rabidtictac]

This old dude acts younger than Looba tbh.

[Kugelfisch]

I think of you as a german Ron Swanson, how accurate is that?

Not very. I share some traits but personality-wise I'm quicker to anger and a lot more extrovert. I also think of his "no vegetables" rule as peak idiocy. But I do like the character and identify on some levels with it.

And yeah, alpacas are the symbol of hope, I've got a camping axe for anyone who says otherwise.

I'm very fond of animals in general (mammals, birds and fish mostly). They mind their own business. They also usually look nice.
As far as people go, I don't expect much. I'd see most in the case of a catastrophy as a source of danger. I'll fuck off innawoods, as is my true /k/ calling and camp shit out. You're cool, you can hang. But anything uncool, you get the shallowest of all graves. Society has collapsed and you have obsolete ideology on your mind and not how many cans of beans you have? Won't suffer you. Don't like cute as hell Alpacas? You're insane. Won't suffer you around either.
Priorities matter. I'd value anyone useful, no matter race or heritage, over anyone potentially harmful.
Because when I go survival that's what matters. I've got no hills I'm willing to die on.

Ever watch this guy Kug?

Ye. Townsend is legit kino. Be sure to pester him about nutmeg in the comments. Great videos. I appreciate any man that acknowledges the deliciousness of a baked onion.

[Le Redditeur]

The only problem seem to be that alpacas aren't great for urban environments, so their viability as pets is limited.

[rabidtictac]

That's true of every farm animal.