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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:10 pm

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What was his last decent movie, The Rundown?
I liked Fast Five and Furious Seven when they came out. Hobbes and Shaw sucks ass tho, felt like nonsense overload.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:32 pm

Wait, The Rock's made good movies?
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Post by Rushy » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:37 pm

The Scorpion King was fun
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Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:06 am

Jumanji was also a lot of fun. But I agree. He needs to stop doing safe Disney shit and start embracing his darker half.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:22 am

Surprised no one's vouching for Pain and Gain. Its not a great movie but its a decidedly memorable one and The Rock offers what is likely both his and the movie's best performance.
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Post by Guest » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:43 am

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Paul Feig is throwing a tantrum about his shitty Ghostbusters reboot and Charlie's Angel's flopping.
I didn't even know about the new CA movie.
Nobody did. That's why it flopped. I didn't know it was out myself until I saw the poster in the local cinemas. Probably explains why they re-released the Cameron Díaz version on 4k recently.

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:00 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
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Jumanji was also a lot of fun. But I agree. He needs to stop doing safe Disney shit and start embracing his darker half.
You mean Skyscraper wasn't edgy enough for ya?
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Post by Rapeculture » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:35 am

God, Paul Feig is such a huge faggot. Charlie's Angels looked like ass from the trailer alone and the marketing barely existed, you cock holster. That's why it failed.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:37 am

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The directors who get the most publically snippy, and quick to invoke "progressive" politics, when their film bombs always seem to be peddling in the most shitty, corporate, useless, unasked-for remakes and reboots.
Lucas did it with Red Tails. Creators who make a piece of shit film almost always go for the victim card because they want to guilt you into seeing it. They can't argue the film on the merits because it hasn't got any, so they accuse people who didn't see it of being prejudiced instead.
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God, Paul Feig is such a huge faggot. Charlie's Angels looked like ass from the trailer alone and the marketing barely existed, you cock holster. That's why it failed.
All the marketing in the world wouldn't have saved the film. Like I've said elsewhere, the original Charlie's Angels TV show was just fapbait for guys when they didn't have easy access to porn. The Farrah Fawcett poster at one time adorned the walls of millions of horny teenagers across America. The film reboot, people at least considered Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore attractive, and they made them dress sexy for the film. They did a TV reboot that had the hot Australian girl from Transformers. The theme of the franchise is titillation. Sexy women spies.

So what does Banks do? She gets ugly ass Dyke Stew and two mutts to star in her 'female empowerment' reboot and she's surprised that it bombed.

Horny men are a huge fucking marketplace. Even post-internet, a man will slog through the shittest film ever made if there's even the slightest chance that one of the 10/10 actresses will take her top off. Atomic Blonde did very well. But Hollywood doesn't want to cater to this demographic. Instead they seem to want to cast ugly ass dykes and lecture us about how problematic and sexist we are if we don't rush out to see the films. Ghostbusters 2016 wouldn't have been anywhere as much of a disaster if, instead of four fugly women, they cast four fucking stunners instead.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:50 pm

But instead they apparently consider it easier to turn every movie release into some kind of ideological war between the forces of Good and Evil.
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The Scorpion King was fun
Certainly a better Conan flick than the actual Conan reboot.
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