Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

We never had any soda (or fizzy drinks or whatever the accepted general term is for carbonated sugar water) in the household when I grew up.

Imagine living a life without soda but still ending up as a fat forum moderator.

It's "alcoholic administrator", thank you very much. Much better alliteration as well.

[Guest]

At best you're a masturbating mod, no administration is sight. Enjoy your sub-par and unsatisfied epeen.

[Kugelfisch]

At best you're a masturbating mod, no administration is sight. Enjoy your sub-par and unsatisfied epeen.

Quite satisfied from all the masturbation. It's all I ever hoped for and more than I should've been able to achieve, guestfag.

[Guest]

At best you're a masturbating mod, no administration is sight. Enjoy your sub-par and unsatisfied epeen.

Quite satisfied from all the masturbation. It's all I ever hoped for and more than I should've been able to achieve, guestfag.

You must be making up for lost time in that sodaless household by drinking all the Fanta you can buy.

[pibbs]

[oldbones]

He should have just said PITY ME!

[rabidtictac]

Spoony could never get dehydrated, booze has too much water in its composition.

I know you're joking, but drinking only booze will surely get one dehydrated as alcohol is diuretic. But what keeps Spoony alive/hydrated no matter what he drinks is Spoony's first law. The guy is immortal.

You know Spoony is one of those faggots who would drink Light Beer with 2% alcohol content. Not because he's a candy ass, but because he just enjoys being a shit.

Like most alcoholics, I can only presume he does his serious drinking with hard liquor. Probably mixes svedka with April's honey wine.

[Guest]

The bottles of Captain Morgan around his house would suggest Captain Morgan.

[Le Redditeur]

I was thinking about writing a story where the main character was a warrior cursed by a god, and one of the effects of the curse was constant nightmares about him dying a horrible death. Now that Spoony is somewhat (pretending to) mirror that concept, I think I need a completely different premise.

[MegaNigger]

I was thinking about writing a story where the main character was a warrior cursed by a god, and one of the effects of the curse was constant nightmares about him dying a horrible death. Now that Spoony is somewhat (pretending to) mirror that concept, I think I need a completely different premise.

The premise is fine. Ignore the faggot. I'm writing a story about a guy who uses space wizardry to imprison Gods and travel around the cosmos freeing other planets from their God and Devil searching for the origin of the universe so he can remake all creation in his own image. It's the same shit as Thanos, Darksied, and a whole slew of other characters. What matters is how you present it.