Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

How fucking old is he again?

[Osterzone]

How fucking old is he again?

He'll be 37 in February

[Guest]

How fucking old is he again?

He'll be 37 in February

He looks at the very least 50.

[Kugelfisch]

Spoony could never get dehydrated, booze has too much water in its composition.

I know you're joking, but drinking only booze will surely get one dehydrated as alcohol is diuretic.

Former work colleague of my father just dropped one day at work. Turns out the fucker only drank beer. As in he would not drink anything else at all ever. But since it was a hot summer day and he couldn't drink at work he just didn't drink.
Imagine only drinking beer. Get up in the morning, crack a can. That's even too much for me.

[Guest]

Most of my family of fat burgerclaps just drink soda.

[mad bum]

All my family would buy growing up is caffeine free diet coke which is quite possibly the worst soda in existence. Could remove rust off a chain with that garbage.

[Kugelfisch]

We never had any soda (or fizzy drinks or whatever the accepted general term is for carbonated sugar water) in the household when I grew up.

[Guest]

All my family would buy growing up is caffeine free diet coke which is quite possibly the worst soda in existence. Could remove rust off a chain with that garbage.

The sweetener they put in diet soda gives you brain cancer.

[mad bum]

I'll be sure to shitpost from my hospital bed then.

[Guest]

We never had any soda (or fizzy drinks or whatever the accepted general term is for carbonated sugar water) in the household when I grew up.

Imagine living a life without soda but still ending up as a fat forum moderator.