Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Didn't he do a sequel? Was that released?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Polybius Heist? Dunno when that one was / will be released. I guess +/- a couple weeks from now?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Bottom line: he assumed he would be a star in movies or TV by now. So he's wallowing in self-pity and loathing. It's why he knows therapy won't help him, and why he can't do the reviews anymore, because he's an entitled little shit who's not going to demean himself with the same shit he did ten years ago. He feels he deserves better

Yes, lurkers, we have been over this before. We'll stop saying it as soon as it stops being true. I maintain this is the case for many INs, but goddamn if Spoony isn't the poster boy for it.

[Kugelfisch]

They think because they record themselves doing shitty reviews they have all the knowledge and ability to make a feature length movie.

And they can't even act somewhat okay in those fucking videos.

[Guest]

He's method acting the effects of The Spoony Experiment. He is transcending performance art.

In ten years, he'll be cast as the new Joker.

[pibbs]

Just in case anyone is setting their clocks by him...

[mad bum]

>MUH CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

[rabidtictac]

>MUH CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

What a hard life he has, rolling around on the floor in a drunken, doped-up stupor while tweeting about Trump.

[Guest]

Just in case anyone is setting their clocks by him...

Somebody ask him why the fuck he keeps telling us his problems. He looks like a big pussy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

In ten years, he'll be cast as the new Joker.

I hate to burst your bubble, but there is a certain character trait associated with the Joker that Spoony isn't exactly known for...