Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

He's method acting the effects of The Spoony Experiment. He is transcending performance art.

He's drowning in booze and Tyrone's semen in Aprils dry hole.

[Keith Chegwin]

I suspect he probably does have bipolar as well given his manic phases of tweeting extended shitpost roleplays.

That's not mania. Not for a bipolar person anyway. If he truly had manic episodes, he'd turn rApril inside out for one. Bipolar people, when they're manic, are generally full of energy and they want to go to the moon and they want to do everything in between. Spoony's more active twatter shitposts don't really qualify.

[pibbs]

Bottom line: he assumed he would be a star in movies or TV by now. So he's wallowing in self-pity and loathing. It's why he knows therapy won't help him, and why he can't do the reviews anymore, because he's an entitled little shit who's not going to demean himself with the same shit he did ten years ago. He feels he deserves better

[rabidtictac]

I suspect he probably does have bipolar as well given his manic phases of tweeting extended shitpost roleplays.

That's not mania. Not for a bipolar person anyway. If he truly had manic episodes, he'd turn rApril inside out for one. Bipolar people, when they're manic, are generally full of energy and they want to go to the moon and they want to do everything in between. Spoony's more active twatter shitposts don't really qualify.

This. He's not manic because he never does anything. If he were manic, he'd have manic episodes where he pumps out vast quantities of videos/streams while sounding insanely upbeat and frantic. That never fucking happens. He looks like a stroke victim every time he's on camera.

[Complicity]

He needs to find the word of the lord now. Has anyone considered welcoming him to the faith? Introduce him genuinely and not condescendingly to the Bible, could turn his life around. Helped me get back on track.

He won't accept any lord other than himself.
That's why he doesn't want to work and get his shit together:
He would be forced to face reality and to admit that he is not the Lord of Tekken, the Lord of Holywood, or Lord British.
He's just a dumb loser and a coward like Lordfat told him.

[Guest]

Gay bitch was never the Lord of Tekken. He stole it from a fan and couldn't air juggle to save his life.

[Kugelfisch]

Bottom line: he assumed he would be a star in movies or TV by now. So he's wallowing in self-pity and loathing. It's why he knows therapy won't help him, and why he can't do the reviews anymore, because he's an entitled little shit who's not going to demean himself with the same shit he did ten years ago. He feels he deserves better

Yeah, that's why his "depression" can't be cured. He didn't get what he want and can't get it either.
At least that's part of it. The other part is that he really, really, really can't handle being told what to do in any shape or form. That's why his downfall started when he hit 5k on that paymetons and had to make a movie. He'd rather curl up and die than do what he's supposed to do.

[oldbones]

I love how all these idiots are going to make a "movie" when they have no fucking clue. It takes a lot of knowledge, skill, resources, time, dedication, etc. to make anything even watchable. They think because they record themselves doing shitty reviews they have all the knowledge and ability to make a feature length movie. The BEST nobody movie was AVGN and that was still a piece of shit. I guess if you count ashens his is the best. Still not a great movie but at least it resembles an actual film. The funniest part is that Spoony didn't even have a plan. He didn't have a script. He didn't even have a solid idea except that it wouldn't be a "spoony" movie. And the fag thought he was still going to be making reviews at the same time. Who does he think he is? Doge?

[mad bum]

Gay bitch was never the Lord of Tekken.

I'll never let that goon commiecatgirl live this down, which was in the same video.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They don't need to have a fucking clue. They've made a movie. That makes them legit artists.

(And the best IN movie was Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child. That one is like actually watchable. The jokes don't always land, but certainly more often than in a typical Current Year comedy flick.)