Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Great pasta, but Noah's far too boring for his house to be that shit.

The upstairs is likely fine with April taking care of it, decorated with smelly candles that emit an aroma of fruits with a vague hint of wet stable.
It's the cellar where the Spoon houses. No sound exits, no sunray enters. When he opens the door to the upstairs every few days, it's difficult for him for it's the most physical thing he does and it is shut with sucktion like the door of a freezer or a window not opened for a month. Heady from the fresh air and candle stench, he'll scatter to the fridge like a cockroach in the hopes of finding burrito leftovers to sustain him for another few days of twitter.

Somebody mod MGS 3 and replace The End with The Spoon, only that he doesn't have a sniper rifle but a phone and he doesn't die but his phone battery runs out.

[rabidtictac]

That branch is still in his yard.

[Kugelfisch]

That branch is still in his yard.

It's gathering spiritual energy from being memed into an icon of his failure. Eventually it'll unleash a vengeful spirit, likely possessing a bird that'll eventually kill Spoony.

[rabidtictac]

A bird would have no chance of encountering spoony, since he never leaves his house. The vengeful spirit will possess a cockroach or rat instead.

[Guest]

A bird would have no chance of encountering spoony, since he never leaves his house. The vengeful spirit will possess a cockroach or rat instead.

Hey now, let's not forget the great red light running. Clearly he goes outside once in a blue moon and immediately fucks something up.

[Guest]

What's the deal with Spoony being a no-show at court? They send Dog the Bounty Hunter after him yet?

Sadly no. They just found him guilty in-absentia and he had to pay the fine. I was hoping they'd tack on an extra couple hundred dollars as a fine for wasting their time, but sadly that doesn't seem to be how they do things.

Spoony really does just disappoint in every way possible. Anyone else and an additional fine would be tacked on, or possibly get a warrant...but not Spoony.

[Guest]

What's the deal with Spoony being a no-show at court? They send Dog the Bounty Hunter after him yet?

Sadly no. They just found him guilty in-absentia and he had to pay the fine. I was hoping they'd tack on an extra couple hundred dollars as a fine for wasting their time, but sadly that doesn't seem to be how they do things.

Spoony really does just disappoint in every way possible. Anyone else and an additional fine would be tacked on, or possibly get a warrant...but not Spoony.

[Kugelfisch]

A bird would have no chance of encountering spoony, since he never leaves his house. The vengeful spirit will possess a cockroach or rat instead.

It'll sit where Spoon can see it from his little basement window and stare at him. Day and night. A stare full of purpose and life, so piercing he'll feel it through the blinders and walls. It'll drive him to a point of such madness that he'll run outside to confront it. He'll scream at it in a manic rave and the bird - it'll just fly away after a cheerful chirp. Then another branch breaks off and strikes him dead.

There's a great Hitchcock movie in there.

[Keith Chegwin]

There's a great Hitchcock movie in there.

I think he already made that one though

[Kugelfisch]

There's a great Hitchcock movie in there.

I think he already made that one though

But not with that Em Night Shamaladingdong twist!