Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

So looking at his Patreon stats it states he lost 4 and is down to 120 patreonpigs and 386$, I think the pigs are starting to slowly realize this dude is not producing the kahntent they paid for.

And it only took them six years? Nah, I think they're slowly dying, becoming homeless, or getting moved into a psych ward/care facility where they no longer have control over their funds.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can see a sizable portion of them getting tempted by Patreon blokes who actually produce content. Like furry art. Or diaper art. Or both.

[Kugelfisch]

That and illegally acquired hormones are expensive.

[Guest]

They need to get that gamer girl bathwater before the source has its head cleaved off.

[Kugelfisch]

They need to get that gamer girl bathwater before the source has its head cleaved off.

How much for that head and does it come with an ahegao expression? Asking for a friend.

[Vaporwear]

So looking at his Patreon stats it states he lost 4 and is down to 120 patreonpigs and 386$, I think the pigs are starting to slowly realize this dude is not producing the kahntent they paid for.

And it only took them six years? Nah, I think they're slowly dying, becoming homeless, or getting moved into a psych ward/care facility where they no longer have control over their funds.

Yeah, the mass drop offs happened years ago, his Patreon earnings have been pretty stable for a long time now. The people still donating are the retarded tranny hardcore fans who literally will not ever stop giving him 1 dollar a month every month until they die or run out of cash, whichever comes first. These people feel like they owe him for "Teh Dark Tymes", when their mediocre lower-middle class to middle-class lives were full of lame-ass adolescent strife like having no friends because they smelled bad and being forced to get a part time job by their parents.

These "people" don't care that Spoony only livestreams once every 6 months and hasn't released a proper review in... what, 3 years now? They don't care, because Spoonyone's lame videos dissuaded them from using a butter knife on their wrists, which could've led to mild skin irritation and redness as they totally for real tried to kill themselves with dull silverware and ropes made out of silly string.

[Guest]

What's the deal with Spoony being a no-show at court? They send Dog the Bounty Hunter after him yet?

[Guest]

What's the deal with Spoony being a no-show at court? They send Dog the Bounty Hunter after him yet?

Sadly no. They just found him guilty in-absentia and he had to pay the fine. I was hoping they'd tack on an extra couple hundred dollars as a fine for wasting their time, but sadly that doesn't seem to be how they do things.

Boy, a cops episode where they bust into Spoony's house and apprehend him would be great though. They come in and we briefly say April scream and run into the bathroom. The cops comment that the house smells like shit. They search the house and find the pitiful neglected Oreo huddled in the corner shaking. One of the cops gently takes the poor dog in his arms and carries it to safety. Finally they go down to the basement where he's still hunched over his computer looking for all the world like a modern Gollum. He bolts and you can just make out that twitter is open as the body cam follows him. Spoony grabs his maglite and tries to force his way past the cops while screaming incomprehensibly about Trump. He gets pummeled to the floor and tazed repeatedly.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>implying he'd actually resist, instead of just being glued to his twatter like a zombie

Guestposting was a mistake.

[Rushy]

Great pasta, but Noah's far too boring for his house to be that shit.