Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

You know what they say... dogs turn into their owners.

I doubt Spoony ever runs. In circles or otherwise.

[Auli]

I can see him frantically moving his feet sorta fast in the smallest circle possible until he passes out and Oreo starts humping and poo on him.

You know how 4yro lash out and just wave their arms and run in place when they don't get what they want? Sorta like that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I doubt Spoony ever runs. In circles or otherwise.

His life is. Oreo is going the SYMBOLISM!! route.

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm surprised that dog is still alive. Or doesnt have actual medical problems from neglect (unlike its owner, who thrives in it).

[Rushy]

I'm surprised that dog is still alive. Or doesnt have actual medical problems from neglect (unlike its owner, who thrives in it).

Dogs and owners become similar to one another over time. For all we know, Oreo has adapted to the ways of the render queue.

[Keith Chegwin]

I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly

[Kugelfisch]

I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly

She works, she shovels the snow, for sure does she take the dog for a walk. The poor thing would likely be most confused by Noah taking it for a walk.

[pibbs]

Joke's on you, turdburglars. Not only does he walk Oreo, he takes her on rescue missions.

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[Guest]

I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly

Spoonys remaining paymetons goes toward peanut butter and oven mitts.

[Kugelfisch]

Not only does he walk Oreo, he takes her on rescue missions.

I've believed dumber lies in my life but I won't believe that one.