Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[steamyham]

This is what happens to dogs when they are in a chaotic household

That’s not anxiety that’s the fucking zoomies. It’s what happens when your dog has too much energy and no release. Just play with your dog Noah!

[Dingus Bajingus]

Take the dog for a walk, you fucking clod.

[Guest]

This is what happens to dogs when they are in a chaotic household

So he spends a lot of time shouting and raving, hmmm? He's as unstable in real life as he is on Twitter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Take the dog for a walk, you fucking clod.

Are you crazy?! He'd have to getup up, wash his hair, find some clean clothes,... and the walk around the area for a prolonged period of time.

[Guest]

Take the dog for a walk, you fucking clod.

Are you crazy?! He'd have to getup up, wash his hair, find some clean clothes,... and the walk around the area for a prolonged period of time.

This is a man who can't push the record button. Walking anywhere is clearly out of the question. Maybe he tried to walk the dog and stumbled straight into a middle aged couple due to sleep deprivation and drunkenness.

[Guest]

Y'know, maybe it's best he stay at home. Last time he went out of the house, he caused a really stupid traffic accident.

[Rushy]

I wonder where he was going anyway

[MegaNigger]

[Guest]

I can't wait for the next generation of urban explorers to come across Spoony's little plaque in that overgrown Jewish cemetery. There will even be a little Mashables logo in the corner.

[Auli]

You know what they say... dogs turn into their owners.