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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Pretty sure the people we make fun of fit that definition better

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That pretty much describes Spoony ever since Lazy Spoony era started and probably before. If you remove "do nothing," and replace with "make garbage vlogs nobody likes," the list is still accurate for all of his Shitty Spoony phase.Proboards Support wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:37 amSpoony's fool proof plan.
1. Admit he's a shit.
2. Be a shit.
3. Tweet.
4. Do nothing.
5. Profit.
It's not even about doing work. Oh no. DSP is a downright workaholic compared to fucking spoony! All spoony ever had to do was turn on a camera and talk about some old bullshit. Basically use a stream audience or a youtube viewership as a replacement for the social life he doesn't have. Watch a movie a week and then talk about it once a week. Play a game a week on stream and have fun with your chat. It doesn't have to be good content. It just has to be SOMETHING.
DSP will get on a stream for 6 hours, nigga. Sure, it's 6 hours of begging, narcissism, talking about nothing, rambling, repeating himself like an old man, fucking up at vidya and banning people, but at least he's doing it!
So fuck this shit about "Spoony refuses to go get a job because he's edgy." I mean, yeah that's true but no shit! Of course Spoony thinks he's too good to work a real job, but that's not the biggest issue. What blows MY fucking mind is spoony is too fucking lazy to sit on his ass and play a video game with the camera on, so cucks can throw hundreds of dollars at him and help him afford medicine, housing and food.
He'd rather die than to move his littlest toe half an inch to press 911 on speed dial. That branch is STILL in his fucking yard. He's so fucked up that I don't see how he could ever be reintegrated into society. And the big problem is not his depression: it's his fucking shitty attitude. He was given the world on a silver platter and he didn't like having to physically pick up the tray to eat filet mignon. He wanted people to cut it up and drop it into his mouth. I honestly can't think of anything he could do these days to redeem himself, because he turns his nose up at doing absolutely anything.
A truly disgusting individual, worthy of scorn.
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I can't even find anything humorous about Spoony anymore. He's a black hole of all the worst aspects of mankind. He's a living monument to Sloth and Hubris. He's spent years sitting on his ass doing nothing, yet still talks like he's hot shit and other people are trash. Never leaves his house, blocks everyone with a different opinion, but will scream and cry about how the world isn't being run the way he would run it.
Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
He was always like that tho. That's why he was unemployed and living at home at 28.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:07 amNever leaves his house, blocks everyone with a different opinion, but will scream and cry about how the world isn't being run the way he would run it.
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The insurance doesn't give a fuck about car orders. What they give a fuck about is this:VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:16 pmI think they just want to inflate the number of new car orders.
Somebody "wrecks" their old shitter car. It's totalled if repair costs exceed the car's value. But if it could get fixed to a drivable state, what's the guy with the shit car going to do? He'll take that money to repair it, only repair it to bare minimum, pocket the rest of the money and happily keep on driving his piece of shit insured at a very low rate because it's a junker.
If they declare it totalled, however, they are hoping they get a newer car and insure that at a new rate, especially because they've been so "generous" to declare your previous shitter totalled.
Yup, his previous version was that he'd just get mad at being asked questions and couldn't control himself, having thrown a book at the therapist.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:35 pmI could swear that it was he who threw the book? Has he changed the story so that he could be the victim?
This absolutely. Notice how he's including more and more details to make it seem more true.casual pleb wrote: ↑Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:26 pmPretty sure the book story is a complete lie.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Link to his original post with the book throwing?
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Seriously, where is Cuckson and Emir?! SPOONY NEEDS MONEY.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Fuck you. Do your own work, you lazy nigger. It's in this thread, or in his Twitter. Happy hunting.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:02 pmLink to his original post with the book throwing?

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Cuckson is still trying to "move on with his life." Still searching for that long-legged fishnet katana woman to compliment his smoking cabin boy anime avatar.
Emir has been lost in a sea for years now of retweeting socialist Dem climate change garbage. If you asked him about Spoony now, I'm sure he'd blink a few times and look at you confused.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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