April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[MegaNigger]

What were his good qualities exactly?

>my husband was a complete piece of shit!
>yes, i choose to marry this piece of shit myself


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I was going to say exactly this next. Thank you Reddit!

[Rushy]

I would pay good money to see ASS in a real social scenario. Like among other people, or in his natural habitat. That shit would be incredibly fascinating.

[Old Black Man]

I would pay good money to see ASS in a real social scenario. Like among other people, or in his natural habitat. That shit would be incredibly fascinating.

So what you're saying is I should watch Farscape? Claudia Black and the silver chick were pretty bangin man.

[MegaNigger]

In all fairness to Blue, I was with a stripper, whom I dumped twice. She only got a second chance cause she did things in bed that were filthy and awesome, so I've had my own bad reasons. She liked to snort Aderall and do acid too. 23 was a crazy time. If you were about to tell me this ex of yours didn't make enough money but otherwise was a good husband, fuck you.

[Angelfire Memes]

You niggers need Jesus.

[casual pleb]

Sucks for her now that NOoooah wrecked the car, maybe this should be a walk up call, or maybe continue to be the dumb, deluded bitch she is.

I left my husband for less, but he at least had some good qualities. If I was with Spoony I wouldn't just leave him, I'd smother him with a pillow.

I suspect at this point they're basically roommates. I can't imagine Noah has any qualities April finds attractive in a partner besides providing a very minimal standard of living for her, and it looks like that's about to go away too. April deserves better and can do better than Spoony, but she's complacent enough to put up with him and probably doesn't have any other prospects for male companionship due to her limited social life.

TBH your ex actually sounds worse than Spoony, at least Spoony had money and relative fame at one point in his life and as far as we know, he never stole from April. She's the one actually still leeching from him with her part-time clothe folding dead-end job and a crappy jewelry making "business", which probably costs more money to maintain, than it actually brings in. She doesn't deserve shit and probably wouldn't even be able to do any better, that ship has long sailed for her.

[Keith Chegwin]

In all fairness to Blue, I was with a stripper, whom I dumped twice. She only got a second chance cause she did things in bed that were filthy and awesome, so I've had my own bad reasons. She liked to snort Aderall and do acid too. 23 was a crazy time.

Why the fuck are you telling us this?

[Le Redditeur]

In all fairness to Blue, I was with a stripper, whom I dumped twice. She only got a second chance cause she did things in bed that were filthy and awesome, so I've had my own bad reasons. She liked to snort Aderall and do acid too. 23 was a crazy time.

Why the fuck are you telling us this?

To boast, of course. Stripper, did filthy and awesome thigs in bed, went back crawling to him at some point, yadda yadda.

[RedLine]

To boast, of course. Stripper, did filthy and awesome thigs in bed, went back crawling to him at some point, yadda yadda.

Pegging and snowballing isn't that awesome.

[MegaNigger]

In all fairness to Blue, I was with a stripper, whom I dumped twice. She only got a second chance cause she did things in bed that were filthy and awesome, so I've had my own bad reasons. She liked to snort Aderall and do acid too. 23 was a crazy time.

Why the fuck are you telling us this?

Because it means nothing and I feel like boasting that I had a crazy nymphomaniac.