April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Certainly more than Spoonster.

[Rushy]

It's currently -6F/-21C in Chicago. April is going to fucking die of exposure waiting for the bus to take her to work. I doubt Noah would drive her even if he hadn't crashed the Spoonmobile. I hope she wises up and leaves him.

How much snow do you think she’s had to shovel?

none, she just wades through it when she goes to work

[Singh'sSpot]

Sucks for her now that NOoooah wrecked the car, maybe this should be a walk up call, or maybe continue to be the dumb, deluded bitch she is.

[Some Sick Fuck]

There are no wake up calls waiting for her. She's just squatting in his house, an actual wake up call would be if someone took away her phone, toys and collection of bull shaped dildos.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Sucks for her now that NOoooah wrecked the car, maybe this should be a walk up call, or maybe continue to be the dumb, deluded bitch she is.

I left my husband for less, but he at least had some good qualities. If I was with Spoony I wouldn't just leave him, I'd smother him with a pillow.

I suspect at this point they're basically roommates. I can't imagine Noah has any qualities April finds attractive in a partner besides providing a very minimal standard of living for her, and it looks like that's about to go away too. April deserves better and can do better than Spoony, but she's complacent enough to put up with him and probably doesn't have any other prospects for male companionship due to her limited social life.

[oldbones]

Hey Noah my back has been hurting from shoveling snow. Can we get a snowblower?

(YELLS WHILE TWEETING ABOUT TRUMP) I NEED MONEY FOR MY ENDLESS DOCTORS VISITS AND PILLLLLLLS!

What about that Nintendo Switch or those new games people bought you? You can sell them to get the money.

(DRUNKENLY SLURS WORDS) MY STUFF! YOU WANT A SNOWBLOWER YOU BUY IT!

[MegaNigger]

Sucks for her now that NOoooah wrecked the car, maybe this should be a walk up call, or maybe continue to be the dumb, deluded bitch she is.

I left my husband for less, but he at least had some good qualities. If I was with Spoony I wouldn't just leave him, I'd smother him with a pillow.

I suspect at this point they're basically roommates. I can't imagine Noah has any qualities April finds attractive in a partner besides providing a very minimal standard of living for her, and it looks like that's about to go away too. April deserves better and can do better than Spoony, but she's complacent enough to put up with him and probably doesn't have any other prospects for male companionship due to her limited social life.

Cunt. You are part of what's wrong with the world. Less than what Spoony does is a functional adult that pays billth and works but maybe drinks a bit too much or likes to game.

[Rushy]

Sucks for her now that NOoooah wrecked the car, maybe this should be a walk up call, or maybe continue to be the dumb, deluded bitch she is.

I left my husband for less, but he at least had some good qualities. If I was with Spoony I wouldn't just leave him, I'd smother him with a pillow.

I suspect at this point they're basically roommates. I can't imagine Noah has any qualities April finds attractive in a partner besides providing a very minimal standard of living for her, and it looks like that's about to go away too. April deserves better and can do better than Spoony, but she's complacent enough to put up with him and probably doesn't have any other prospects for male companionship due to her limited social life.

Cunt. You are part of what's wrong with the world. Less than what Spoony does is a functional adult that pays billth and works but maybe drinks a bit too much or likes to game.

Did someone divorce you? You seem a bit touchy

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Cunt. You are part of what's wrong with the world. Less than what Spoony does is a functional adult that pays billth and works but maybe drinks a bit too much or likes to game.

My ex-husband is a layabout, thieving drug addict who slept 12 hours a day and stole from me to fund his opiate and marijuana habits. Also, he's a communist. Still better than Spoony, though.

[Keith Chegwin]

What were his good qualities exactly?