April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:56 pm

He was a very cheerful and good-natured person. For all his faults, he never struck me or cheated on me. And he did have a job most of the time. Give me a break, I was 19 when I met this idiot.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by ban » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:04 pm

Shouldn't have listened to vagoo then. Marrying too young is the worst mistake in a person's entire life.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Bobito » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:05 pm

Well at least he wasn’t a nigger, I suppose.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:07 pm

ban wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:04 pm
Shouldn't have listened to vagoo then. Marrying too young is the worst mistake in a person's entire life.
What a load of nonsense
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:13 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:56 pm
He was a very cheerful and good-natured person.
Of course he was. From the sounds of things he was high most of the time
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:56 pm
For all his faults, he never struck me or cheated on me.
I wouldn't exactly call being too strung out on drugs to hit you or fuck other women a 'good quality'
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
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And he did have a job most of the time.
This part intrigues me though. Where did he work and what did he do that they'd continue to employ such a dysfunctional addict?
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Marrying too young is the worst mistake in a person's entire life.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:49 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:13 pm
This part intrigues me though. Where did he work and what did he do that they'd continue to employ such a dysfunctional addict?
He worked a variety of jobs, food service at first, then a couple of phone sales and admin jobs. He also had a stint as technician in a perfume laboratory. He's been an addict since he was a teenager so I guess he was good at hiding it.

The only time his addiction caused him to lose a job was when he was heavily abusing cough medicine and become convinced that he was chosen by God to led the American proletariat in a communist revolution. He wrote up this crazy manifesto talking about how civil war was inevitable and gave it to the company owner's daughter. The FBI ended up on my doorstep because of it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:56 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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What were his good qualities exactly?
>my husband was a complete piece of shit!
>yes, i choose to marry this piece of shit myself


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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:23 pm

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by casual pleb » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:49 pm

He was a very cheerful and good-natured person
thieving drug addict who slept 12 hours a day and stole from me to fund his opiate and marijuana habits
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:13 pm

Yeah I'm sorry BR, but you're not disproving my dad's old rant that women shouldn't be allowed to pick their own husbands.
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