April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
He was a very cheerful and good-natured person. For all his faults, he never struck me or cheated on me. And he did have a job most of the time. Give me a break, I was 19 when I met this idiot.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Shouldn't have listened to vagoo then. Marrying too young is the worst mistake in a person's entire life.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well at least he wasn’t a nigger, I suppose.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What a load of nonsense
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Of course he was. From the sounds of things he was high most of the timeBlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:56 pmHe was a very cheerful and good-natured person.
I wouldn't exactly call being too strung out on drugs to hit you or fuck other women a 'good quality'BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:56 pmFor all his faults, he never struck me or cheated on me.
This part intrigues me though. Where did he work and what did he do that they'd continue to employ such a dysfunctional addict?
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Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
He worked a variety of jobs, food service at first, then a couple of phone sales and admin jobs. He also had a stint as technician in a perfume laboratory. He's been an addict since he was a teenager so I guess he was good at hiding it.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:13 pmThis part intrigues me though. Where did he work and what did he do that they'd continue to employ such a dysfunctional addict?
The only time his addiction caused him to lose a job was when he was heavily abusing cough medicine and become convinced that he was chosen by God to led the American proletariat in a communist revolution. He wrote up this crazy manifesto talking about how civil war was inevitable and gave it to the company owner's daughter. The FBI ended up on my doorstep because of it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
>my husband was a complete piece of shit!
>yes, i choose to marry this piece of shit myself
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
He was a very cheerful and good-natured person
thieving drug addict who slept 12 hours a day and stole from me to fund his opiate and marijuana habits

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Yeah I'm sorry BR, but you're not disproving my dad's old rant that women shouldn't be allowed to pick their own husbands.
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