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by Guest » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:49 pm
Auli wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:40 pm
oldbones wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:00 pm
wulfenlord wrote: ↑Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:37 pm
From rAprils etsy store
How fast was this pill popper going that his car is totaled? Anyway don't worry April. I'm sure Spoon'y s cut rate insurance will fully cover the cost of a rental car. HAHAHAHAHA.
Oh wow.. really? They're gonna milk sympathy-points for an accident HE caused? He ran a fucking red light! xD
Totalled? Total BS, more like it! WOW! We'd see Spoony whine the fuck out of Twitter if it was that bad.
An old shitty car like that could be totalled easily. Totalled doesn't mean it was completely wrecked and wouldn't run. It just means it would cost more to fix than the car is worth, and a car like that isn't worth much.
Pity rApril has no friends who could give her a ride to the post office. Maybe if she socialized a little more instead of jilling to Skyrim mods she could ask someone for a favor.
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by rabidtictac » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:07 pm
Lots of cars nowadays get totaled easily. Cars are made to wreck themselves in such a way that the people in the car are shielded. If you wonder what it's like to get into an accident with a car that's made to last and NOT made to protect you, go buy a car from the 50s-70s and try it out. I knew someone who had a crippling spine injury with constant pain because they were a passenger in an older car that got into an accident.
I can well believe spoony's car is fucked. And that comment from rapril proves that he WAS at fault, if there was ever any doubt. If he wasn't at fault, insurance should be able to cover a loaner or something.
The reason Spoony isn't crying on twitter is because he knows people can go look at the accident report and see it was his fault. It's also likely he was under the influence of something while he was driving and he doesn't want that little nugget to get dropped.
It's ALSO possible he plans to lie in court a bunch and knows that slipping any info on twatter will come back to haunt him.
RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:36 pm
It would probably not reflect well on his chances in court if he (accidentally) starts some weird twitter crusade in his defense.
And modern cars are pretty much built to fold in easily to gobble up that sweet kinetic energy.
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by Angelfire Memes » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:42 pm
Here in bongland we issue breathalysers to anyone involved in a car crash severe enough that the police have to be called. It's just normal procedure here. Does that happen in burgerland?
Either way, I doubt Spoony would actually DUI. He might well have been hungover and was probably on 72 hours with no sleep or something (again, over here getting in the car in that state is a crime) though. And I doubt he'd lie in court when he'll know full well there are witness statements against him. He's not that stupid to lie when he knows he can't get away with it. He'll probably stand meekly in the dock, say nothing except to confirm his name, and then 6 months later do a tweeting spree about how he verbally smacked down the judge with old Green Lantern references or something.
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by pibbs » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:50 pm
In Burgerland, breathilizers are left up to the discretion of the officers on scene.
There also has to be probable cause. Smell of alcohol, suspect acting strange, etc...
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by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:51 pm
I can't believe they wouldn't at least test his blood. Especially if he really is on medication like he keeps claiming
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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by MegaNigger » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:27 pm
Hey Liquid.
If you're reading this, make up for your cucking to MarzGunt and post the accident report and beg for shekels in your patreon.
Lay it on thick how that other car should've been at fault and work in some comments on Drumpf.
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by Guest » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:43 pm
Already done all those things except for the begging Patreon bucks. There are people following that are retarded enough that would actually give money if requested
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by mad bum » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:50 pm
If you for some reason end up getting money please consider refunding Tony for the report.
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by pibbs » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:21 am
Liquid Spoony at the moment has 666 followers...
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