Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I work IT and I could probably Tweet at that rate on a slow day if I was dedicated to it.

[RedLine]

I work IT and I could probably Tweet at that rate on a slow day if I was dedicated to it.

At those hours? And all the goddamn time? This wasn't a special day for him, it was the norm. Those gaps aren't consistently at the same times across the week either.
Also keep in mind that Spoony isn't a 21 year old college student, he's a medicated 38 year old. Gainfully employed 38 year olds don't stay up from 130AM to 6AM on weekdays tweeting nonsense at the world.
When he was younger and less insane he manged to get fired/quit from his jobs within mere weeks. Plus he and April would have to successfully keep the lid on him having a job. And, we've seen him on camera with his long, greaseball hair.
No, I think he's an unemployed zombie.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I work IT and I could probably Tweet at that rate on a slow day if I was dedicated to it.

At those hours? And all the goddamn time? This wasn't a special day for him, it was the norm. Those gaps aren't consistently at the same times across the week either.
Also keep in mind that Spoony isn't a 21 year old college student, he's a medicated 38 year old. Gainfully employed 38 year olds don't stay up from 130AM to 6AM on weekdays tweeting nonsense at the world.
When he was younger and less insane he manged to get fired/quit from his jobs within mere weeks. Plus he and April would have to successfully keep the lid on him having a job. And, we've seen him on camera with his long, greaseball hair.
No, I think he's an unemployed zombie.

I work at a university so not at all times of year, no.

You're right on all counts. I guess I'm playing devil's advocate here.

[Old Black Man]

Crippling student debts, animal welfare, sick children, the elderly and infirmed, medical research, humanitarian work, food banks.

Better things to give money to than Spoony.

[Guest]

Its almost like operating a vehicle for a longer distancs after years of substance abuse and sleep deprivation isnt really a smart thing to do duh

Also their relation is so insanely weird and creepy. So we are to believe she heard it first from that tweet and that was her sincere and first response???
Like Spoony couldnt just call her 'honey ive been in an accident etc etc' why MUST they act it out on twitter??? These people are beyond sick.

With Love,
ASS

[Kugelfisch]

I'd honestly be more surprised if they had any interaction outside of twitter. He likely doesn't even know how to make a call or send a text message anymore.
Once released, that report could be interesting. They will check his blood for sure if he was the driver. The insurance will absolutely want to know. When I wrecked a car I had to either go along with the breathalizer or get my blood checked as well.

[Guest]

And he is back to business as usual. Reminder, that somebody should be checking on that accident report, until it becomes available for purchase.

[AdorableOtter]

Considering he survived a car crash unscratched, maybe Spoony's law §1 is actually a divine favor. A divine favor of Allah senpai. Dude bitches about all the religions except Islam, it can't be a coincidence. Eat snackbar gentlemen.

And he is back to business as usual. Reminder, that somebody should be checking on that accident report, until it becomes available for purchase.

[Singh'sSpot]

Oh noes! Spoony senpai got into an accident?

Annnd I don't see an upsurge in his Patreon, hopefully the other person sues the shit out of NOah and takes what remains of his "Patreon".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And he is back to business as usual. Reminder, that somebody should be checking on that accident report, until it becomes available for purchase.

You'd think he would try to get more mileage out of his near-death experience.