Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

They're not going to let some guy that lives in a mansion like Spoony get Medicaid, AFAIK.

[Dingus Bajingus]

See, I dunno about that. If he takes money given willingly by mentally ill weirdos he can delude himself and claim he's a temporarily embarrassed internet superstar. Whereas if he gets on the government teet, that's basically a tacit admission that he's hit rock bottom and he's a fucking failure in life.

You understand his psychology perfectly. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Agreed, except I would argue the use of the word "tacit". He's still getting those Patreonbux through a system that claims that "Noah Antwiler is creating silly videos" or whatever. If that goes away, it's an outright admission that that statement is no longer true. It hasn't been true for quite some time now, but Noah has never honestly admitted to it, probably not even to himself. He can't accept that The Experiment is Over.

[RedLine]

They're not going to let some guy that lives in a mansion like Spoony get Medicaid, AFAIK.

Looking into it a little, Illinois medicaid rules are relatively generous and wouldn't have an asset limit or work requirement in Spoony's case. There's a bit of nuance to it all, but basically if he "earns" under $1,350 a month then he's eligible. Earnings shouldn't include money from his family, but it should include his Patreon welfare and his camwhore streaming bucks.

So, why doesn't he give it a shot?

• He's too lazy to apply for it.

• He's a liar. He doesn't actually see any doctors and he just likes to scream for pity over Twitter.

• He's been committing tax fraud for years and doesn't want any government agency looking into him at all.

• He earns over $1,350 a month. I don't his current Patreon+Youtube would do it, and I definitely don't' think he has another job, but maybe he's a beneficiary on an annuity or trust or something.

[Kugelfisch]

You have to have something and agree to try and have it taken care of. He doesn't. He does not want help and he knows that he can't be helped. He wants to sit in his basement in social isolation and feel sorry for himself.

[pibbs]

Wait! What the fuck?! Did Noah leave the house and actually do something? Or is he referring to something years ago?

[pibbs]

Confirmed: Noah left his house!

"Greetings B-Fest Attendees,

Here is the Lineup for this year's fest. Special shout out to Mitchell Duncan for guessing not one, but two correctly! See you at the Fest!

-B Fest Staff

Food of the Gods
The Hypnotic Eye(1960)
Get Crazy (1983)
Creeping Terror (1964)
The Wizard of Speed and Time (1989)
Plan 9 from Outer Space (duh) (1959)
Truth or Dare A Critical Madness (1986)
Showgirls (1995)
Street Fighter (1994)
The Manster (1959)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Island of Doctor Moreau (1996)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Lisztomania (1975)
Army of Darkness (1992)

EDIT:

Apologies to Jim Nowlin. We will also be showing his film, 1986's Howard the Duck!"

[Osterzone]

B-Fest is the time of the year Miles checks on Noah.

[Kugelfisch]

I require photographic evidence of that before I believe it.

[Guest]

>goes out for the first time in centuries to see movies
>can't help annoying everyone around him until they almost kick him out

[rabidtictac]

They're not going to let some guy that lives in a mansion like Spoony get Medicaid, AFAIK.

Looking into it a little, Illinois medicaid rules are relatively generous and wouldn't have an asset limit or work requirement in Spoony's case. There's a bit of nuance to it all, but basically if he "earns" under $1,350 a month then he's eligible. Earnings shouldn't include money from his family, but it should include his Patreon welfare and his camwhore streaming bucks.

So, why doesn't he give it a shot?

• He's too lazy to apply for it.

• He's a liar. He doesn't actually see any doctors and he just likes to scream for pity over Twitter.

• He's been committing tax fraud for years and doesn't want any government agency looking into him at all.

• He earns over $1,350 a month. I don't his current Patreon+Youtube would do it, and I definitely don't' think he has another job, but maybe he's a beneficiary on an annuity or trust or something.

It probably comes down to laziness. I don't believe he's too proud to accept government gibs. He might be earning more than we think though. But if he is, he should have the money to pay for his medical care. If he doesn't, then he should just shut down that fucking patreon and apply to medicaid. Problem solved.

I just really, really want this cunt to stop bitching about how he can't afford his health care. THERE ARE OPTIONS OUT THERE. He can get help if he wants it. Yes, America's health care is not as nice or easy as fucking Sweden. But you can get help if you look. There are a lot of people out there who are kind and want to help you with your medical issues.