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[Guest]

PUR should be Amy Schumer

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I assume someone already mentioned Jared from Subway for Jewwario?

Woody Allen surely

[Guest]

PUR should be Amy Schumer

That might actually be an insult to PUR. It's a really low bar, but it might be.

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm under 6 foot by a god damned inch. No justice in this world where everyone of my siblings is 6,1 and up lol.

I'm a 5"7 manlett and my dad and brother are 6"2. Talk about injustice.

I'm 6 foot 1, you niggers.

Suck it

I'm 6'2. I'm taller. Ha ha

[Guest]

PUR should be Amy Schumer

That might actually be an insult to PUR. It's a really low bar, but it might be.

If I had to pick only one of them to beat to death I'd pick Ayymy for sure. Jewish pig with family in congress is by default worse than a relatively benign fat cunt internet nobody.

[Old Black Man]

I'm a 5"7 manlett and my dad and brother are 6"2. Talk about injustice.

I'm 6 foot 1, you niggers.

Suck it

I'm 6'2. I'm taller. Ha ha

Oh yeah well I’m 7’2 and 300lbs of pure muscle so I could kick your ass kid!

Sorry I just had flashbacks to xbox live.

[Poonoo]

I don't quite get your measurement system. I'm 1,80m and still haven't figured out what that is in feet. Like somewhere between 5'11 and 6 or something?

Very close to 5'11", just off by a few centimeters.

Dude, he is off by 0.3cm (that's if he is exactly 180cm down to the millimeter), c'mon now. He's 5"11 clearly. A few centimeters is an inch (2.54).

5'11 is a meme height. I promise I'm actually 5'11 and not 5'9 or 5'8 or something but I don't care enough to prove it.

I don't know why 5"11 is specifically what they use to lie about, if you are going to bullshit just say 6" to 6"2 unless there are photos of you.

[Guest]

I don't quite get your measurement system. I'm 1,80m and still haven't figured out what that is in feet. Like somewhere between 5'11 and 6 or something?

Very close to 5'11", just off by a few centimeters.

Dude, he is off by 0.3cm (that's if he is exactly 180cm down to the millimeter), c'mon now. He's 5"11 clearly. A few centimeters is an inch (2.54).

5'11 is a meme height. I promise I'm actually 5'11 and not 5'9 or 5'8 or something but I don't care enough to prove it.

I don't know why 5"11 is specifically what they use to lie about, if you are going to bullshit just say 6" to 6"2 unless there are photos of you.

They think it's more believable. It's like how every store charges $59.99 for something instead of $60.00 because it sounds cheaper even though it's almost no difference.

[MegaNigger]

Basically. I'm only going to shrink as I get older too. Both my grandfathers went from strong men to little old men

[rabidtictac]

It's ok mad bum I'm a manlet too. Same height.

I feel like if you're tall enough that people don't notice then it's fine tbh. I never felt bad about it because I was never meme levels of manletry.