Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

To be fair to DC they try to differentiate the two by calling the black one 'Wallace' (which is more of a black guy name)

How? Makes me think about fucking Wallace and Gromit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who doesn't want to fuck those two?

Also realling fucking typical that the black guy has to adapt.

[Guest]

Jessica Jones is gross. First episode I ever saw she fucks a nigger. The RULE is that white guy on nigger woman that's thin and has white shaped face is ok. Black man on any woman that isn't obese or dark as Texas crude, is not ok.

Jessica just loves that nigger dick. That scene is probably why Kristen Ritter took the role in the first place.

I watched four episodes of that shit and still couldn't tell what was supposed to be happening. She's a detective, I guess, but all she did was sneer and fuck some black guy (no nudity of course) while weird shit occasionally happened in the background and some old chick plotted. I was literally lost. Is she supposed to be a superhero or not? Is fucking black dudes all she does?

[Kugelfisch]

I don't have the faintest clue as to what Jessica Jones is but you make it sound like Twin Peaks where coffee and weird backwards talk scenes are replaced with interracial porn of the worst kind.

[Auli]

Jessica Jones is a super strong wahmen that solves mysteries.

... or something.

[Tony Schiavone]

She's not. She's a victim, who curses and skulks around, and has brave strong men solve mysteries for her while she deals with 'issues.'

[Liar Revealed]

You guys make me glad I never watched any of those capeshit TV shows. I tried to watch Agents of Shield back in the day and couldn't get into it.

[Guest]

You guys make me glad I never watched any of those capeshit TV shows. I tried to watch Agents of Shield back in the day and couldn't get into it.

The problem with Agents of SHIELD is that you had to keep up with the movies, and then there would be a lot of filler episodes waiting for some movie event to happen (e.g., HYDRA taking over SHIELD). The Netflix Marvel shows don't have these problems. They to keep up with the movies; you just need to know that New York got damaged in the first Avengers movie. (The shows are set before the other movies, so their events don't matter here.) I would recommend at least Daredevil and The Punisher. The online reaction to The Punisher was weird. People were saying both, "OMG, look at this alt-right propoganda!" as well as "Look at this SJW bullshit!"

Iron Fist is the weakest of the shows, but SJWs kind of exaggerated how bad it was, because they wanted to change the character to be Asian. The actual problem was that the guy playing Iron Fist lacks charisma and martial arts skills. Also, he never puts on he Iron Fist costume.

The CW DC shows are SUPER SJW (especially Supergirl), though, so you'll probably want to skip those.

[Liar Revealed]

SJWs mad that Harley Quinn gets paired with the Joker.

Her character will always be Joker's sidekick to me. She's just not that interesting on her own.

[Kugelfisch]

Who gives a fuck about Harley Quinn besides mega slutty cosplays?