Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:13 pm

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I don't watch anything they put out unless it's HitB or Plinkett, and I don't watch HitB unless it's for a movie I'm interested in. So I barely ever watch.
Same, they have a review out about the Slender Man movie, and I hate anything Slender Man related so I was curious what they thought. I'm of course hoping that they shit on it.

I've said it before, but RLM's movies range from mediocre to unwatchable. Mike himself has shit on Space Cop a few times already.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:28 pm

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Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:13 pm
It's more about how quickly he gets engaged, how he's ready to rush into a marriage, even if he doesn't always make it to the altar. He described his break up with Violet as being dumped by his fiancee even though they'd been together maybe six months and he married Laura almost one year after he first tweeted about her, which was only a couple of months after that whole debacle. Jillian was a similar thing. I don't know if he proposed to Mantis but it wouldn't shock me if he did.
Yeah I know that. My point was that he wasn't based and got ruined by divorce. He's always been such a needy, pathetic prick.
I'm seriously thinking that he's trying to marry the gay away.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kama » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:25 pm

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I noticed DHI seems to like RLM, I’m a fan myself but even so I find them to be a bit pretentious and douchey at times. Sure they mock SJWisms but they virtue signal like crazy anytime something vaguely sleazy happens in a movie, even something as trivial as a naked woman or vague sexual assault.

I love schlock and campy films and watch them in my own free time, but when I hear Mike drop the popcorn munching masses like or Jay talk about some pretentious weird director I can’t help but wonder. Don’t even get me started on fucking Jack,
I can tolerate him on BOTW but man he has said some stupid shit on PreRec.
The way they treated the fans after Force Unleashed was the dumbest thing I ever saw from them. They were acting no better than the last jedi defenders now and suddenly RLM is trying to be on the right side of history?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:44 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:13 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:59 am
I don't watch anything they put out unless it's HitB or Plinkett, and I don't watch HitB unless it's for a movie I'm interested in. So I barely ever watch.
Same, they have a review out about the Slender Man movie, and I hate anything Slender Man related so I was curious what they thought. I'm of course hoping that they shit on it.

I've said it before, but RLM's movies range from mediocre to unwatchable. Mike himself has shit on Space Cop a few times already.
As a purveyor of folklore, urban legends, and other creepy local tales, I find the creepypasta era of horror storytelling to be absolute dreck, Slenderfaggot and his fans included.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:49 pm

slenderman, yet another SA creation that led to autism, failure, IRL murder and child abuse

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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slenderman, yet another SA creation that led to autism, failure, IRL murder and child abuse
I wonder if we could unite all the peoples in the world if we just executed Lowtax for his crimes.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:38 pm

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slenderman, yet another SA creation that led to autism, failure, IRL murder and child abuse
You haven't seen the depths of YT comment sections until you found yourself in a discussion with a guy who claimed Slendy is real because you can't prove that he doesn't exist.

But I wouldn't even say the stretchy albino is the worst of the bunch. At least he's made up of fancy photoshops, while a shitload of other creepypastashit is just walls and walls of crude text that gets praised by idiots for some reason.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Bobito » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:55 pm

Skinwalker creepy pasta sucks in the same level as slender stuff, so probably we will see more movies around based in that bullshit.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:57 pm

But how's a movie supposed to properly display all the hyper-realism going on in these pastas?

Also I'm pretty sure a lot of that shit is way too stupid even for studio execs. Just try to sell them on Lavender Town Syndrome. Or Sanic.exe. Maybe they'll consider Russian Sleep Experiment, but that's effectively Event Horizon in a bunker.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Bobito » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:21 pm

I think that a russian sleep experiment "movie" exist, they can pick any of those stupid stories and put some polidicks like any current year movies.

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