April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:44 pm

And some fathers turn their daughters inside and out.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:45 am

She's going kicking and screaming into middle age. Fake Chuck's. Dammit Lazy Spoon!
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:43 pm

God forbid you start acting your age.... though I suppose mentally you are 19 so...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:50 pm

Wearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:58 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:50 pm
Wearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
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She's that kind of ugo that thinks dressing like this or any kooky alt style will make her sexy. All of these ducks fail to see that you have to actually be attractive while naked in order to pull anything off.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:26 pm

Yeah, certain body types shouldn't really gravitate towards fashion styles that leave nothing to the imagination.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:46 pm

Did she take that picture on the bus?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by DJ Tanner » Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:46 pm
Did she take that picture on the bus?
Probably. My bet it was while she was returning home from the liqour store for Spoony. If you look closely enough you can see her dignity laying on the ground below her.

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What's with the payless shoes? Spoony can't scam enough money to get his girl some real Chuck Tylers? Put it on your Amazon Wishlist bro or atleast try to make it a Patreon goal if you get to $5,000 again.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:47 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:58 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:50 pm
Wearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
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She's that kind of ugo that thinks dressing like this or any kooky alt style will make her sexy. All of these ducks fail to see that you have to actually be attractive while naked in order to pull anything off.
Uhhh nice try cia but that is sexy though, don't shit on latex until you see a girl in it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:58 pm

It may look sexy on a woman that already has a sexy body. Try to latex up Marztrucker or Holly Brown bag, though, and you'll quickly regret it.

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