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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
And some fathers turn their daughters inside and out.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She's going kicking and screaming into middle age.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
God forbid you start acting your age.... though I suppose mentally you are 19 so...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Wearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:50 pmWearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Yeah, certain body types shouldn't really gravitate towards fashion styles that leave nothing to the imagination.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Did she take that picture on the bus?
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Probably. My bet it was while she was returning home from the liqour store for Spoony. If you look closely enough you can see her dignity laying on the ground below her.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:46 pmDid she take that picture on the bus?
Also,
What's with the payless shoes? Spoony can't scam enough money to get his girl some real Chuck Tylers? Put it on your Amazon Wishlist bro or atleast try to make it a Patreon goal if you get to $5,000 again.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Uhhh nice try cia but that is sexy though, don't shit on latex until you see a girl in it.CIANIgger wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:58 pmKugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:50 pmWearing Chucks and torn jeans is hardly acting her age. She's fast approaching 40, remember?
She claims they aren't her style. What exactly is her style anyway?She's that kind of ugo that thinks dressing like this or any kooky alt style will make her sexy. All of these ducks fail to see that you have to actually be attractive while naked in order to pull anything off.SpoilerShow

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It may look sexy on a woman that already has a sexy body. Try to latex up Marztrucker or Holly Brown bag, though, and you'll quickly regret it.
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