April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

The enabling is the worst part, even if she says she tries to get Noah to work we all know that's bullshit.

Which absolutely baffles me. I figure April thought she hit the jackpot too, snagging herself a yet-popular and loved internet nobody clearing $5000 a month from Patreon alone. If I was her I would have been squawking in Spoony's ear to get a real job already by the time the Patreonbux dropped below $3000. But I guess there's a reason I don't date YouTube reviewers. I can't tell if April is unhappy but too passive to change the situation in whatever way, or if she's truly content with how her life is now.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah you'd fucking think that, right? But then again, we've got a bitch that's older than me painting dolls, having worked in a godforsaken bead shop - A. Bead. Shop. - that went under, surprise surprise, and is now folding clothes for a living together with Koreans that can't speak a word of English and students.
Is there a term that's below "under achiever" in the English language? I think she aimed even lower. If she was in charge of space missions she'd get the rocket to torpedo some ship.

[Tony Schiavone]

More like she'd launch a few fireworks and marvel how better the pretty colors (and powder) are better for the world.
While secretly fantasizing about having one shot up her cooter

[GitGud]

I say that she should start dating Boggie..... He likes to abuse woman. And she likes abuse. And they could bring in a Long-Dick-Refugie from somalia. Then Boogie could breed them like a old school Slave owner

[Guest]

It was a trade up from the Red Dragon for sure but seeing how her enabling and being a lazy shit was the worst thing that could've happened to him I'd say it was a bad choice.

Becoming a forever alone is what Spoony needs.
No pussy for 5-6 months and the piece of shit will immediately forget about evil Trump and his fake diseases and start shitting kohntent to get some, giving Cuckson a reason to live in the process

[AngrySpoonySnob]

every fucking time you fags drool over fake tits on a guy its hilarious XD

[pibbs]

every fucking time you fags drool over fake tits on a guy its hilarious XD

Then you better not check out my DHI ebeg movie thread.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Becoming a forever alone is what Spoony needs.
No pussy for 5-6 months and the piece of shit will immediately forget about evil Trump and his fake diseases and start shitting kohntent to get some, giving Cuckson a reason to live in the process

>implying Spoony and April have sex

[pibbs]

[MegaNigger]

Seriously. Someone with a Twatter report this shit.