April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by casual pleb » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:08 pm

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Have we considered that April is more fucked in the head than Noah? And that's why hes gotten progressively worse over the years?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:08 pm

That was so unfunny that even the seagulls outside stopped laughing.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by casual pleb » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:33 pm

I doubt she has made a single funny joke in her entire life, she doesn't have a clue what humor is, she fails both in content and the delivery.

She DOES look bangable in this video though (though that might be because of crappy quality), how long ago was this released?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:45 pm

Somehow that doll and the person behind it are more vomit inducing fir me than Hope Chapman.... that's a fucking feat.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:25 pm

Orcril used to have a great rack before she got fat and bloated from alcohol.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:29 pm

April cleaned up well in those days. Spoony probably thought he hit the jackpot.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:31 pm

It was a trade up from the Red Dragon for sure but seeing how her enabling and being a lazy shit was the worst thing that could've happened to him I'd say it was a bad choice.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:36 pm

The enabling is the worst part, even if she says she tries to get Noah to work we all know that's bullshit.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:40 pm

She absolutely doesn't. That's crystal clear beyond any doubt. Even the plebbit niggers see that.
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