Movie Thread

[Complicity]

There are going to be 2 Netflix series though. Those are what you're probably thinking of. One is called Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness, a CGI series with Leon and Claire. That one follows the story of the games.

With added gay sex.

I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.

infinite niggers

It's Resident Evil 5 then.

[Guest]

There are going to be 2 Netflix series though. Those are what you're probably thinking of. One is called Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness, a CGI series with Leon and Claire. That one follows the story of the games.

With added gay sex.

I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.

infinite niggers

It's Resident Evil 5 then.

RE5 had a white fuckable Jill tho, not to mention the busty Italian broad. Hell, even Sheva was hot.

The new movie is being directed by the guy famous for 47 Meters Down, so it's one step above direct-to-video. All that shit about Capcom being woke was right, it turns out. Japan is gone.

[Kugelfisch]

When you guys talked about Screamers I thought of the Peter Weller movie with the killer machines, that one is fun too.

That's the one I was talking about. It very much is post-apocalyptic after all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.

Are zombies even called "zombies" in the games? I honestly can't remember.
Even if that's the case, they will probably just speak of "The Infected".

[Newhalf]

Eventually it always devolves into Undead Lives Matter.
I think the Telltale Walken Dead did that too near the end.
Why would a walking corpse have any rights beyond a proper burial?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Zombies are really just an analogue for illegal immigrants, so we have to learn to accept and live with them - just like in the ending of Shaun of the Dead.

[Newhalf]

Well, seeing them plod along the mighty Hungarian border fence in 2015 or so, all of them filthy, reeking and moaning for gibs certainly makes me believe the zombies are a stand-in for sand njegro immigrants.
The only thing that differs is that the movie zombies do not in fact attack each other, only white natives living people.

[rabidtictac]

Hell, even Sheva was hot.

Hey now, only I am allowed to thirst after black women.

[veris leta facies]

Well, seeing them plod along the mighty Hungarian border fence in 2015 or so, all of them filthy, reeking and moaning for gibs certainly makes me believe the zombies are a stand-in for sand njegro immigrants.

[Guest]

https://www.cbr.com/die-hard-charlize-t ... ed-reboot/

Charlize wants to be a lesbian John McClane in a Die Hard reboot. This could actually happen (though probably without the middle-aged weirdo) because Disney was preparing a reboot back before the coof destroyed Hollywood. More likely John will be black and played by someone like that annoying guy from Detective Pokemans because all the kids love black people and rappers and stuff, right?