Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

I once knew this stupid bitch that blamed me for breaking her phone. It turned out that the phone was fine and her service had been terminated because the idiot hadn't been paying the billth for months.

I could see Spoony pulling the same thing.

Sounds like something he would do. Maybe April was paying the phone bill this entire time.

[MegaNigger]

Spoony never disappoints to disappoint.

[Vaporwear]

I swear I remember him saying that this happened to him last year too.

Yes. September 2019:

But wait -- it happened again in February:

Wow Antwhiler is full of shit. Yeah, I get that smartphones have planned obsolescence built into them, but there’s no way in Hell that 3 phones bricked on him over the course of a year. I’ve had my iPhone 7 for almost 4 years now and it works just fine, so well that I don’t even plan to update to a newer model this year; I’ll ride it out for another year and see how much more mileage I can get out of it. And it still works despite me dropping it all the time and once dropping it into my bathtub filled up with water. These things aren’t THAT fragile, especially if placed in a sturdy case with a protective screen covering.

What is Antwhiler doing that he destroyed three phones? Fuck, he would have to be intentionally trying to destroy his phones to ruin them like that. Is he not bothering to get a case for them and then throwing them whenever he’s reminded that April the Maid is no longer around to make him din-din?

Nah, the most obvious answer is that he’s lying because he knows “broken phone” is a relatable meme. “My phone broke smartphones are so fragile hur-hur please pay attention to me”. That’s all that is. Also, what’s so disastrous about a broken phone? Just get another one, they’re plenty of cheap models just get a throwback flip-phone since those tend to be pretty sturdy and cheap, especially since he keeps “breaking them”.

[pibbs]

Or he throws them in fits of sissy rage.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or maybe he hopes Cuckson will send him a new one, which he'd then immediately sell on eBay for more booze.

[Vaporwear]

Just wait for him to spin this into one of the greatest tragedies to ever happen to a human bean.

This is why Noah is such a drama queen and he seems to both play it up for sympathy baiting but also believes it himself. In psychology this is called "catastrophizing" and it's a shitty coping mechanism. Noah is rife with these and he was never taught how to handle anything growing up. And because of his narcissism he can never back down (because he's always right).

https://psychcentral.com/lib/what-is-catastrophizing/

Yeah this is a good explanation of some of his behaviors. This is the same mofo that tells us he’s having panic attacks over a watch having three extra dials. The guy wants us to believe that a mouth sore caused him some level of brain damage. This is the same dude that considers a broken phone to be a disaster.

Everything has to be the worst case scenario with him. Any minor health illness, random thing he disagrees with, or run of the mill life problems(like a break up) has to turn into some insurmountable life ending problem because he needs some reason to explain why he’s a complete loser. And the answer can’t be that he’s just lazy, no, it has to be the fault of outside forces beyond his control, he can’t take responsibility for anything. He can sure pretend to blame himself, but he always circles back to muh breakup muh bipolar muh bronchitis muh whatever bullshit excuse of the day.

I remember that one of his fans that he barely knew committed suicide a few years back. This asshole tried to turn that into a reason for why he wasn’t making videos at the time. Everything becomes an excuse for him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The guy wants us to believe that a mouth sore caused him some level of brain damage.

Don't forget how it also totally caused him to literally cry out in pain for 72 hours straight.

[Guest]

> cleaning toilets for a living
> IQ of 181
> Ultra mega autist

I am pretty sure that's probably not even him in the photo. One or more things from the above would not be true if that was him in the photo.

After some digging i found out the guy had a major accident in 2016. Fucked up his brain and memory, so thats possibly the answer why he cleans toilets now and is very delusional.

https://www.wcforummedia.com/community- ... -identity/

[Guest]

> cleaning toilets for a living
> IQ of 181
> Ultra mega autist

I am pretty sure that's probably not even him in the photo. One or more things from the above would not be true if that was him in the photo.

After some digging i found out the guy had a major accident in 2016. Fucked up his brain and memory, so thats possibly the answer why he cleans toilets now and is very delusional.

https://www.wcforummedia.com/community- ... -identity/

Damn. Judging by that retarded dinosaur book of his, he definitely sustained permanent brain damage. But, wait, so has recovered from amnesia? He seems to remember stuff since before the accident, about his lifting.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Or he throws them in fits of sissy rage.

Possible. Or he's just making it up, just like most of the nonsense and injustices he claims have happened to him. Remember the shingles?