Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But that makes it more exciting, doesn't it.

I'd say it was much more impressive to resurrect yourself than it is to resurrect other people who, let's be real, probably weren't even dead to begin with.

I betcha he was still alive. And the people he resurrected where just a Monty Python and the Holy Grail case of "I'm not dead yet!" which he dared to point out.

[Guest]

I betcha he was still alive. And the people he resurrected where just a Monty Python and the Holy Grail case of "I'm not dead yet!" which he dared to point out.

In which case that's even more impressive that he managed to survive being nailed to a cross by his hands, left to hang there for hours and then having a lance stabbed through his side to make sure the nigga was really dead.

He should replace Wolverine on the X-Men cause Wolverine ain't got shit on that

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His Bluff skill was through the roof, and he was of high enough level that 3 weaksauce attacks didn't even put a dent in his Hit Point pool.

I mean, 2 nails and a lance? That's like 2d4 + 1d8, plus at most a +7 in total STR bonus.

[mad bum]

Supposedly Ass best toast can be safely ignored as long as you're not scraping it off or otherwise causing it to spread. I hear it's not a health risk so long as it stays where it was applied.

Indeed, it's mostly shingles that had it but chink flu made actually proper masks hard to find. Thankfully I have an n100 if I need it

[rabidtictac]

Supposedly Ass best toast can be safely ignored as long as you're not scraping it off or otherwise causing it to spread. I hear it's not a health risk so long as it stays where it was applied.

Indeed, it's mostly shingles that had it but chink flu made actually proper masks hard to find. Thankfully I have an n100 if I need it

My ceiling is covered in assbesttoast. I haven't died yet because I don't fuck with the ceiling. I have an N95 somewhere around here, given to me by a constructionfag.

[Guest]

Walks 1/4 mile, phone dies, no cash... waiting for a series of tweets stating she was lost in the dangerous streets of Ontario and/or is now paralyzed from the stress of normal daily activity. #staystrongwarthog

[rabidtictac]

Walks 1/4 mile, phone dies, no cash... waiting for a series of tweets stating she was lost in the dangerous streets of Ontario and/or is now paralyzed from the stress of normal daily activity. #staystrongwarthog

This rings false to me. Crutches? Cane? Why? I remember this "person" whining about arthritis. Maybe I'm not an arthritic pain expert, but if she has inflammatory arthritis then there's nothing stopping her from walking without a cane or crutches in the first place. If her problem is fatigue and pain, she shouldn't be using crutches or cane in any case. Walking aids will just make her weaker.

Does anyone have a list of the hog's medical conditions? I want to know if she's being overly dramatic as usual. I mean, if she has arthritic pain then she'll have pain, no fucking shit. But it won't impede her actual motor functions. It's just pain. Life is pain, bitch. Arthritic pain shouldn't require her to need ANY walking aids.

[Guest]

My grandma has arthritis. Sometimes she needs a cane. You've also got to consider that warthog is...well...a hog. All that fat is putting weight and pressure on her joints which would limit her ability to move. Her needing a cane is probably the least insane thing she's ever said

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I would imagine a cane making it a lot easier to fuck you up in the long run than crutches if you're not careful (which she probably isn't), due to the risk of putting too much of your weight on one side of your body.

[pibbs]

I swear I remember him saying that this happened to him last year too.