Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

These people just want to have all the advantages of being a literal retard without any of the drawbacks.

[LiquidSpoony]

It's not your fault, nothing you can do etc etc current anno garbage. Just completely remove any personal responsibility for making bad decisions. She's learned well from Spoony-senpai.

I vaguely remember a time when "having" some sort of behavioral condition (ADHD was a big one) meant "this is something I have to deal with and try to keep under control so I can lead a normal life." Nowadays, it seems to have completely shifted over to meaning "this is something everyone the fuck else has to deal with; it's just how I am, nobody is allowed to criticize me for any reason, and I bear no responsibility for anything I do (or, indeed, don't do)."

it's current year, of course it's the rest of us who have to deal with this shit now. Being special and inclusive is all the rage.

Regarding the hog, i just can't. When people are like this and refuse to take responsibility for their own shit (see Noah) I want to smack them across the face.

[wulfenlord]

Wow, that filthy swine is using every excuse in the book.

"Eat healthy, eat less, move more."
Nuh-uh, that costs money, you capitalist pig-dog!
"Moving literally costs 0$."
Fine! But what if I have a broken spine? Check-mate. Now go fuck a cactus!

And, when all else fails, she puts out her Trump card! #MentalStigmaNotWeak

[McGinnis]

I vaguely remember a time when "having" some sort of behavioral condition (ADHD was a big one) meant "this is something I have to deal with and try to keep under control so I can lead a normal life." Nowadays, it seems to have completely shifted over to meaning "this is something everyone the fuck else has to deal with; it's just how I am, nobody is allowed to criticize me for any reason, and I bear no responsibility for anything I do (or, indeed, don't do)."

I've noticed a lot of this attitude around the plandemic. Instead of 'I have an immune condition and therefore I have to make adjustments so I don't get sick and die', it's become 'I have an immune condition and therefore you have to make adjustments to benefit me'

It's gotten to the point that, even though there's no mask mandate where I live, and it's patently obvious that masks do nothing to prevent the spread of covid, you've still got these odious 'Wearing is caring' signs all about the place where the 'Wear a muzzle or else' signs used to be

[rabidtictac]

Wow, that filthy swine is using every excuse in the book.

"Eat healthy, eat less, move more."
Nuh-uh, that costs money, you capitalist pig-dog!
"Moving literally costs 0$."
Fine! But what if I have a broken spine? Check-mate. Now go fuck a cactus!

And, when all else fails, she puts out her Trump card! #MentalStigmaNotWeak

What a stupid bitch.

1) Exercise isn't all that helpful in losing weight when you're a landwhale. What helps is eating less. There are many ways to do this and no, you don't need to buy expensive food. The saying is "abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym."

2) Many of the best weight-loss foods are cheap as fuck. Don't tell me you can't afford cabbage, you dumb cunt! Cabbage, brown rice, chicken thighs/off cuts, carrots, celery...

3) Nothing costs more than snack foods, when you really break down the math. They provide no satiety or nutrients beyond a cheap sugar high and empty calories. No fiber, no protein (except sprinklings of powder) and no essential vitamins or minerals. The amount of food you get per dollar is hilariously low compared to buying real food, too.

4) I don't fucking care you're depressed and neither does your body. Since you can't *afford* to live the way you currently are, eating healthier would be one more way of stretching your food budget so you don't have to beg and whine so much. Which will make you feel less depressed. You know what also might make you feel less depressed? Losing weight and feeling in total control of one part of your life (your relationship to food.)

Ironically, she didn't mention the only big negative that's actually valid. Namely, that it takes more effort to eat well than to eat shit. Yes, you have to prepare food. You have to actually cook stuff and store it to reheat later, etc. It takes more effort to do that than to open a package of Snacky Cakes. But since you're diabetic, you can either learn to do it now or you can learn after you've lost a foot. And what else is she gonna do with her time anyway?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>9 times out of 10, they'd tell you to piss off and be less motivated to change

"Don't give me advice or I shall become even fatter!"

And how can they possibly be less motivated?

[McGinnis]

My grandfather had MS and couldn't exercise, so what did he do? He made sure that he ate properly and didn't put on too much weight so he wouldn't get fat and cause himself more problems because he couldn't exercise

Of course when he died he was almost literally skin and bone and he wasn't really able to eat anything in his final days, so who knows how good of a decision this was

[Newhalf]

Rachel using the word "piss" always gives me a modicum of mental anguish. Like, is she trying to take the piss?
You wouldn't want her near you in a gym. Or on the bus. Or in a restaurant. List goes on.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Good thing she'll never be anywhere close to a gym.

[Le Redditeur]

I have <condition> which prohibits me from going to the gym!

Nonsense, as usual for these virtue-signalling fatasses who can't just admit they're lazy. Unless you're fucking paralyzed from the neck below, there's always some form of exercising you can do. Nobody expects someone with real bone conditions to lift weights or run a marathon, but that's not a complete ban on exercising by any means. But what you would expect of someone who blames "not having a grocery list" on why she filled her pantry with nothing but sugary snacks?