Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Wellywellywell my fellow spergs, it's the weekend, and Rachel had some time to reminisce about her poor impulse control.

Place your bets on what she did in the meantime:

• She rationed her food and made a household budget and a diet

• She at least worked on her mental health blog or looked at job applications instead of spamming her one blog entry and Ko-Fi

• "Let's do the blame game again!" (sung to the tune of "Time Warp")

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[Ghost of Norm McD]

It is that simple. It is EXACTLY that simple. That is how it has worked since the dawn of Mankind. Biology and physics literally do not get any more basic.

This fat, lazy, greedy, selfish, self-pitying, entitled bitch, I can't. I fucking can't. I'm so furious I think I'm actually having a stroke.

[RedLine]

She does have (lots) of problems. But, the Grim Reaper isn't going to care about mean tweets or internet links. She's eating herself to death and she just wrote about how she spent her food budget on cupcakes and Pepsi.

[rabidtictac]

Ketchup is basically vegetables.

Ketchup is way healthier than the shit Rachel actually buys.

Of course she's blaming "food addiction." Funny how everything is an addiction nowadays. You don't enjoy eating shit food, you just have a food addiction! It's not your fault, nothing you can do etc etc current anno garbage. Just completely remove any personal responsibility for making bad decisions. She's learned well from Spoony-senpai.

[McGinnis]

Filmblob and Rachel should get together.

This may be controversial but I don't think I'd wish Warthog on even MovieBlob

[Kugelfisch]

Ah so it's not eating too much and moving too little. Instead it's eating too much - pathologically.
What was her point again?

[rabidtictac]

Feel sorry for her because raisins, gib her monies and never ask her to do anything to moderate her spending or eating habits.

[Kugelfisch]

I wouldn't want to stop her. It's much funnier to see her fuck her own shit up all the time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Please educate yourselves about mental health before perpetuating the myth that being of size is a choice. 'Cause it's not :3

[Dingus Bajingus]

It's not your fault, nothing you can do etc etc current anno garbage. Just completely remove any personal responsibility for making bad decisions. She's learned well from Spoony-senpai.

I vaguely remember a time when "having" some sort of behavioral condition (ADHD was a big one) meant "this is something I have to deal with and try to keep under control so I can lead a normal life." Nowadays, it seems to have completely shifted over to meaning "this is something everyone the fuck else has to deal with; it's just how I am, nobody is allowed to criticize me for any reason, and I bear no responsibility for anything I do (or, indeed, don't do)."