Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

You mean were the kinky vampire goff sex happens? :3

[Newhalf]

Not for Spoony, there's a reason they call him "hand"-some.

[Old Black Man]

If we’re talking Vampire the Masquerade then Spoony is one of those nasty looking nosteratu things hands down. In fact he’s been larping as one for years now.

[Newhalf]

Spoonferatu will be like that character whose name I forgot in the good "Bloodlines" game, who lives underground near his old site of productivity, with no one allowed near him, only a table at which he seated corpses of people that he once knew when he was still alive, while he is pining for the "good old days".

[Guest]

Setting up corpses at a table seems like a lot of work for the ol Spoonster.

There's probably a dog corpse in the corner though.

[Guest]

Good old Gary

[Guest]

Spoony really is a Nosferatu tho except for the fact that while he shares all the gross outward similarities, he lacks basically all of the traits that they are good at

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He looks like a Nosferatu, but he has the power of a Malkavian.

(Malkavians are the batshit insane ones)

[Old Black Man]

Spoonferatu will be like that character whose name I forgot in the good "Bloodlines" game, who lives underground near his old site of productivity, with no one allowed near him, only a table at which he seated corpses of people that he once knew when he was still alive, while he is pining for the "good old days".

I actually got that game recently, I know who my first character will be. Goals, leave the house as possible and consume alcohol.

[Cuckson]

Ah yeah but then again I don't believe his story really happened.
At most he got humiliated in an event like that and then went home, sulked, and made up the story in his mind as a way of coping.
So there's a good chance he didn't actually ruin anyone else's fun. At least not much beyond just being his usual self as a weird, awkward, unpleasant guy.

He wasn't even playing masquerade he was playing requiem, Faggot had to make it all up or the Storyteller just basically laughed at him and told him to fuck off, it's like his Han solo ripoff story on the all Jedi game.