Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Guest]

Let's say I predict a plane will fall on my head.

Precognition only tells you how screwed you are, not how to avoid it. lol.

"A ball will pass through the space my head is in one second from now"
Shift. It missed.

Aside from full-on visions, it's really only ever given to be at the level of a spider-sense, so it presents as inhumanly fast reflexes and situational awareness. Add in force-enhanced speed and strength, and you get the arguments as to why people are miffed why non-jedi even survived against a sith.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Im one with the force and the force is with me x2035405

That movie was retarded as fuck also, every disney SW is laughably bad, there isnt one that sticks out.

[pibbs]

Scientists have now discovered the cause of autism- Star Wars.
Conclusion is based on threads like DHI and endless YouTube videos.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The leading cause of autism is Sanic. Everyone knows that.

Well, Doge just proved he's more of a drooling retard by completely missing the point of Mars Attacks. He spent the whole review pissing and moaning about how the actors are behaving stiff and that the Martians are annoying and sadistic like that wasn't, you know, the point of the movie. For a movie critic, he really doesn't understand movies.

Man, this is just priceless. This is like reviewing a porn and complaining about all the sex scenes.

Aside from full-on visions, it's really only ever given to be at the level of a spider-sense, so it presents as inhumanly fast reflexes and situational awareness. Add in force-enhanced speed and strength, and you get the arguments as to why people are miffed why non-jedi even survived against a sith.

They'd probably done a spider-sense scene if that was an actual thing.

Though to be fair, AFAIK only force users and cyborgs like Grievous have ever shown to have the reaction time required to actually deflect a blaster shot with a lightsaber. Can't recall a muggle even attempting to do that.

Rogue One honestly seemed like it would've been much better as a miniseries than a movie. It was alright (the best of the new Star Wars movies IMO, although that's not saying much) but EVERY character was underdeveloped. There were just too many of them doing too much to give any of them enough screen time to care more than "eh, I kind of like that one and that one".

At least to me, Disney Star Wars movies feel like they're cobbled together from a TV show or something, some more than others. This whole "We're chased by the First Order and can't jump out" plot of Last Jedi could've lasted for the better part of a season.

[Guest]

They'd probably done a spider-sense scene if that was an actual thing.

Though to be fair, AFAIK only force users and cyborgs like Grievous have ever shown to have the reaction time required to actually deflect a blaster shot with a lightsaber. Can't recall a muggle even attempting to do that.

I'm making a broad-strokes analogy, but they did.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, I suppose a Current Year version of that scene would involve more bullet time...

[Guest]

Well, I suppose a Current Year version of that scene would involve more bullet time...

And less icky white males.

[Charlar]

Surprisingly the worst thing have seen on the internet about TLJ wasn't from someone that was shilling for it, it was a youtube thumbnail "TLJ is the Vietnam War of Star Wars"
and no it wasn't Movieblob

[Guest]

I almost feel bad for Doge because his fanbase won't accept anything other than NC.

[MegaNigger]

I almost feel bad for Doge because his fanbase won't accept anything other than NC.

Why feel bad? He burned his professional bridges to do it.