Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Guest]

translation: "If I use all-caps enough, people will forget I have a 'bland as oatmeal' personality!' "

[MegaNigger]

I go to work on little sleep all the time and do just fine you lazy fucking bitch.

[rabidtictac]

I used to have regular insomnia when I was going to university. I'd be up 24-48+ hours and go to classes. I got in the habit of all-nighters before finals. Marz is such a basic bitch. She has one night of insomnia and thinks her life is ending.

[AdorableOtter]

Like ThatFatSuckingWitchWithYakuzaTattoo, she'll start bitching about social justice and mental illnesses
They all act in the same pattern.

[rabidtictac]

Who in the world doesn't take depression "as seriously as it deserves?" What, shitposters on DHI? We're like the only place on the internet where you can see some guestposter saying "lol faggot depression isn't real." The rest of the internet and real world both go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE x100 when you mention depression. People bring that shit up all the time, constantly, and treat it as seriously as motherfucking cancer.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

translation: "If I use all-caps enough, people will forget I have a 'bland as oatmeal' personality!' "

WHERE'S MY "I CAN'T ADULT TODAY" T-SHIRT LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL

[Le Redditeur]

You wouldn't be getting insomnia if you were getting sexual action from that hobbit husband you left on Texas, Mister Lady, I'm just saying.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess her socialblade kept her awake.

I had that singing in my head today at work. It's wormed its way into the folds of my gray matter. I bet it'll arise on those mornings when I somehow get part of a song instantly playing in my mind upon waking.

What you need is some mikushit.

[Rapeculture]

Someone put a dick in her hands already so she can stop tweeting bullshit.

[veris leta facies]

And put also one in her mouth so she can stop babbling bullshit. We need two volunteers.