Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

When Dooku debuted in AOTC and he gave the villain speech to Obi-Wan, it was really great and I was excited for what they were going to do with this menacing character. It appeared as if we were going to get another awesome character to rival Vader and Palpatine.
And then it turned out that he never did anything relevant or cool. A dumb lightsaber fight, he rode a stupid bike, and then got his head lopped off.

Kylo Ren is kind of a fun idea. A bratty emo prince from a "dark" bloodline would be fun if he was like #3 on the baddie roster, but they made him the main antagonist!

[....]

Kybo Ren's main problem is getting hardcore punked by a desert waif with no boobs and no Jedi training. She straight up ass rapes him after five seconds of meditation. That emo bitch tasted her lady dick for weeks it was so far up his backdoor.

[Vaporwear]

I wasn't a big fan of how much of a Mary Sue they made Rey. I'm fine with the actress herself, she made the character likable and while I did root for her, I wasn't a fan of her being good at every fucking thing, and also everyone fucking liking her from the second they set eyes on her.

But nevertheless, I did like the character. Being a Mary Sue doesn't necessarily have to make the character unlikable, though it usually does, but it can be distracting when everyone's giving her a blowjob for being able to pilot the Millennium Falcon better than fucking Han Solo can.

And also the movie was too much like Episode 4. Other than that though, it was a good movie.

[Chippah]

Is it just me, or is Spoony sperging out on politics far more than he usually does?

[BuxBux]

According to YouTube comments he's having a panic attack over all the videos about him and the ads on his site he just disabled.

Daisy Ridley is cute, but she sucks at acting and clearly only got the job because she looks like Keira Knightley. I've seen fans theorizing that Rey is supposed to be autistic or something, which is why she's so good at everything and making dumb wide-eyed expressions all the time, but it comes off as shitty acting to me.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How can she struggle with force powers when she's already maxed out everything ever?

She has yet to learn the Force Kamehameha and Super Jedi 1.

When Dooku debuted in AOTC and he gave the villain speech to Obi-Wan, it was really great and I was excited for what they were going to do with this menacing character. It appeared as if we were going to get another awesome character to rival Vader and Palpatine.
And then it turned out that he never did anything relevant or cool. A dumb lightsaber fight, he rode a stupid bike, and then got his head lopped off.

Darth Vader was really the only good Star Wars villain with a lightsaber. Everyone else is just underused.

Darth Maul? I admit I have a soft spot for the guy, but he was just a random boss encounter who had like one scene where he talked for a bit.

Count Dooku? He survived Episode II only to get worfed hard in Episode III.

Grievous? Sure, badass cyborg guy with four arms. Except Episode III makes him out as a coward with a ridiculous cough, a ridiculous accent and a ridiculous walk. And then he gets his ass beaten by Obi-Wan using one of the most retarded lightsaber stances I've ever seen - which was like a fencing stance, except they switch around the hand that was holding the sword. So not only did he held his lightsaber as far away from Grievous as possible, but he pointed his finger at him in a very silly way.
(Though I admit he's more competent in the cartoon.)

Kylo? Some emo manchild. I swear when he took off that mask and I saw his face for the first time I was expecting Mel Brooks to show up any second. There's slight hope that he will gain some levels in badass for the the next Episode, but my expectations are low.

Kylo Ren is kind of a fun idea. A bratty emo prince from a "dark" bloodline would be fun if he was like #3 on the baddie roster, but they made him the main antagonist!

Silly you. Darth Jar-Jar will be the main antagonist.

Oh, and going back to Spoony and his sources of income: Just how much money can you make by running a meth lab and renting parts of your house to the porn industry?

[Livy]

Is it just me, or is Spoony sperging out on politics far more than he usually does?

He spends 24 hours a day on the internet, so he probably is constantly reading the doom and gloom Trump hot takes out there and is buying into all of it. Won't be long until he turns into one of those weirdos who reply to every one of Trump's tweets with endless diatribes like anyone cares.

[da PAC Nigguh]

He doesn't do that already?

Also how is April doing during Noah's so called panic attack? Busy posting dress-up pictures from Skyrim?

[Livy]

I'm convinced they're just platonic roommates at this point.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Yep, just checked.

Skyrim and creepdolls.