God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[rabidtictac]

People kill themselves all the time in stupid ways while hiking and backpacking.

"OH I didn't realize there were wild animals out here" *mauled to death by bears*

"What's that? It's cold and wet out here on this mountain?" *dies of hypothermia and broken leg*

"Hey, my car broke down" *dies 12 hours later, miles away from the road, after police spent the last 8 hours searching for his stupid ass that could have stayed with his car*

Even better are the ones where they almost died and it cost thousands of dollars to helicopter in emergency response guys to rescue them from a totally preventable situation.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I especially love skiers who purposely ignore "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO THIS WAY!" signs.

[rabidtictac]

The first thing I think when my car breaks down is "I better go into the forest, not follow the road and make sure to double back on my tracks a bunch until I die of hypothermia."

[Auli]

<tfw no one comments on your Photoshop

[MegaNigger]

<tfw no one comments on your Photoshop

8/10. Put a pink bow on its head. Caption it King Cunt

[Credo in Deum]

That reminds of that story with that kid who was the only survivor when he went with his parents into the desert and they didn't have enough water.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/08/us/n ... index.html

The kids could have been spared from that nightmare if they didn't have an idiot as supervisor. I wonder if he actually led them into a random cave that has no safety measures or if it was actually one of those tourist attraction ones I was once in.

[Kugelfisch]

Since there's no general news thread....

Why da fuq is a grown man in a cave with several underage boys for no damn reason?

The "grown man" is the trainer of a football team and is himself in his mid twenties. They went on a trip to explore a cave nearby and were trapped by freak rainfall. What, you'd been a pussy and not gotten further into that cave at that age?
No behaviour out of the ordinary for young guys having to prove shit to each other.

[Guest]

Six miles in? Please. He took them in to rape them and God punished him for his sins. Hopefully they leave his dumbass in there.

[Liar Revealed]

<tfw no one comments on your Photoshop

It's great!

[Keith Chegwin]

Six miles in? Please. He took them in to rape them and God punished him for his sins.

There is no God