April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:03 pm

I now want her to be pregnant, so that in 9 months we see little mulatto-with-Down-Syndrome Spoony Jr. being born. Tyrone will be invited to be the godfather, of course.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:26 pm

The world is not ready for another Sploony. One is already more than enough...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:29 pm

The idea of Spoony knocking up April chills me to the core. Imagine what kind of childhood that poor kid would have on top of its shit genetics. They'd be lucky if it wasn't a screaming face in an incubator.
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 Getting Eiffel Tower'd by Spoony & Miles and taking double Antwiler seed is the only way to earn DHI Deluxe Mega-Platinum status.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:05 am

The oedipus complex is still strong.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:21 am

sick....
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:32 am

mad bum wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:05 am
 The oedipus complex is still strong.
Technically that would be an Electra complex
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:45 am

Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:32 am
mad bum wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:05 am
 The oedipus complex is still strong.
Technically that would be an Electra complex
Very true
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:35 am

She says her dad looks metal but he just looks like Santa Claus in his downtime.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:41 am

I imagine April giving birth to Spoony spawn would resemble the abortion dream scene from The Fly.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:18 pm

Skull necklace and Jack Daniels shirt. We got a legitimate badass over here.
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