Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I remember noahs land tax being huge when someone found his house on 2.0 and it was huge, like 5k a year or some shit. At this point April makes more than him with the job/etsy.

That's becuase he bought a huge giant single fam house, even though only two people lived there.

DSP did the same thing. I have no idea why.

Gotta live large, man. They're "celebrities".

Anyway, we gotta figure this shit out, fam. See, if Spoony is making $700 on Paymetons, and April has a part-time job folding clothes, how the hell do they afford anything? A house, food, etc? Why aren't they selling the house and moving back to a smaller place?

Moving into a smaller house or even apartment would require them to face reality.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Plus they wouldn't have room for their acres of pointless nerd paraphernalia.

[Boo]

Is there a chance that Spoony still has some savings left from the time when he was making videos?

[rabidtictac]

That was a while ago, man. He's been below $1000 for a minute now.

[Guest]

As for bullshit deductions, DSP apparently deducts either part or all of his house because he has one room in his house that he calls his "office" aka his couch and TV where he jacks off and plays video games with a camera on. That's the office. So he writes at least that room off on taxes, if not his entire house.

This kind of shit is why I'm happy to work as an Independent Contractor while I finish college. Feels AnCap as fuck.

[Charlar]

I remember noahs land tax being huge when someone found his house on 2.0 and it was huge, like 5k a year or some shit. At this point April makes more than him with the job/etsy.

That's becuase he bought a huge giant single fam house, even though only two people lived there.

DSP did the same thing. I have no idea why.

As for bullshit deductions, DSP apparently deducts either part or all of his house because he has one room in his house that he calls his "office" aka his couch and TV where he jacks off and plays video games with a camera on. That's the office. So he writes at least that room off on taxes, if not his entire house.

Anyway, we gotta figure this shit out, fam. See, if Spoony is making $700 on Paymetons, and April has a part-time job folding clothes, how the hell do they afford anything? A house, food, etc? Why aren't they selling the house and moving back to a smaller place?

That's the bit that makes me think Spoony has some other form of support, like welfare and food stamps. April would definitely be making the majority of the money if Spoony has no other form of support, and I don't see how they could afford the same lifestyle they've been living since he was making $5k a month on patreon, with just her job.

Was there a theory on 2.0 or 3.0 that April parents gives them money or was that DSP girlfriend parents?

[wulfenlord]

Shots fired, commencing block in 3,2,1...

[Poonoo]

That's becuase he bought a huge giant single fam house, even though only two people lived there.

DSP did the same thing. I have no idea why.

As for bullshit deductions, DSP apparently deducts either part or all of his house because he has one room in his house that he calls his "office" aka his couch and TV where he jacks off and plays video games with a camera on. That's the office. So he writes at least that room off on taxes, if not his entire house.

Anyway, we gotta figure this shit out, fam. See, if Spoony is making $700 on Paymetons, and April has a part-time job folding clothes, how the hell do they afford anything? A house, food, etc? Why aren't they selling the house and moving back to a smaller place?

That's the bit that makes me think Spoony has some other form of support, like welfare and food stamps. April would definitely be making the majority of the money if Spoony has no other form of support, and I don't see how they could afford the same lifestyle they've been living since he was making $5k a month on patreon, with just her job.

Was there a theory on 2.0 or 3.0 that April parents gives them money or was that DSP girlfriend parents?

The theory was that Spoony's parents were bailing him out. Either way, someone is footing the bill, there is no way the only money is from patreon and April.

Spoony would be whining on twitter like DSP does in his vlogs about money if that was the case. I truly think though that when he was going to those doctors for Sleep Apnea that he was trying to get on disability but they knew he was a lying shit.

[pibbs]

Wasn't April's parents. She hates her mommy, because she's mean.

[rabidtictac]

DSP did the same thing. I have no idea why.

As for bullshit deductions, DSP apparently deducts either part or all of his house because he has one room in his house that he calls his "office" aka his couch and TV where he jacks off and plays video games with a camera on. That's the office. So he writes at least that room off on taxes, if not his entire house.

Anyway, we gotta figure this shit out, fam. See, if Spoony is making $700 on Paymetons, and April has a part-time job folding clothes, how the hell do they afford anything? A house, food, etc? Why aren't they selling the house and moving back to a smaller place?

That's the bit that makes me think Spoony has some other form of support, like welfare and food stamps. April would definitely be making the majority of the money if Spoony has no other form of support, and I don't see how they could afford the same lifestyle they've been living since he was making $5k a month on patreon, with just her job.

Was there a theory on 2.0 or 3.0 that April parents gives them money or was that DSP girlfriend parents?

The theory was that Spoony's parents were bailing him out. Either way, someone is footing the bill, there is no way the only money is from patreon and April.

Spoony would be whining on twitter like DSP does in his vlogs about money if that was the case. I truly think though that when he was going to those doctors for Sleep Apnea that he was trying to get on disability but they knew he was a lying shit.

Yeah, it just doesn't make sense when you think about it. I could kind of imagine scraping by when he was making over $1000 a month and April had her job. But now he's making around $700 a month and April has her same job. Which I believe was the same job someone here posted was cutting her hours back? I think so. Anyway, it can't be an amazingly well-paying job if she's working with teenagers, folding clothes at the mall.

So then you look at their house, and you factor in food, utilities, a pet, etc. It doesn't seem like they go anywhere or do anything, so they save money that way, but just existing still costs. Spoony has to pay taxes as if he's self-employed. It doesn't make sense they'd be able to live in exactly the same lifestyle that they had when he was making $5000 per month, or even $4000 or $3000. At this point, $5000 per month is more than five times what he makes now. But he's in the same house he was in when he was making that amount of money.

I know it takes a long time to foreclose on squatters, but we've been given no indication that he's not paying his billth... Somehow. I think welfare is the most likely explanation. Neither of them seem on the best terms with their parents, although it's hard to say. If he had savings tucked away from the rich years, I would think he'd be through that money now.