Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Look at his Amazon wish list. He wants a Nintendo Switch and a $800 VRS.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

The item that gets me is the Big Trouble in Little China t-shirt for $24. Keep in mind this is his favorite movie, so instead of him getting it for himself, he wants YOU to buy it for him. That settles it. A mentality like that means one thing, that nigga is on welfare. THAT is the answer to the great mystery: "How does he survive?" He's on welfare and food stamps. The both of em. I bet anything, they both are on it, and list Oreo, their dog, as a dependent to get mo guv'ment moneys.

EDIT: The more I think about, I think I'm right. His patreon is now so low that can slip into a bank account without alerting the IRS. I've got that lazy fucker figured out. And now I'm mad as hell.

[MegaNigger]

Look at his Amazon wish list. He wants a Nintendo Switch and a $800 VRS.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

The item that gets me is the Big Trouble in Little China t-shirt for $24. Keep in mind this is his favorite movie, so instead of him getting it for himself, he wants YOU to buy it for him. That settles it. A mentality like that means one thing, that nigga is on welfare. THAT is the answer to the great mystery: "How does he survive?" He's on welfare and food stamps. The both of em. I bet anything, they both are on it, and list Oreo, their dog, as a dependent to get mo guv'ment moneys.

EDIT: The more I think about, I think I'm right. His patreon is now so low that can slip into a bank account without alerting the IRS. I've got that lazy fucker figured out. And now I'm mad as hell.

I almost wanna donate JUST ENOUGH to put him at that level where he can't go on assistance, but really can't live either. There exists that total shit tax bracket where you're fucked in all directions, in every orafice.

[Guest]

Look at his Amazon wish list. He wants a Nintendo Switch and a $800 VRS.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

The item that gets me is the Big Trouble in Little China t-shirt for $24. Keep in mind this is his favorite movie, so instead of him getting it for himself, he wants YOU to buy it for him. That settles it. A mentality like that means one thing, that nigga is on welfare. THAT is the answer to the great mystery: "How does he survive?" He's on welfare and food stamps. The both of em. I bet anything, they both are on it, and list Oreo, their dog, as a dependent to get mo guv'ment moneys.

EDIT: The more I think about, I think I'm right. His patreon is now so low that can slip into a bank account without alerting the IRS. I've got that lazy fucker figured out. And now I'm mad as hell.

Holy shit. This makes so much sense. The patreon money apathy. The wish list. The ever-accelerating libtardism. The fact that he and April are "struggling" to make it but clearly aren't pawning off their shit to make ends meet...they've opted to live life on easy street within the burgerland safety net.

...And to think it only took DHI some 500 pages of shitposting to finally crack the great spoony enigma.

Inb4 someone points out how hard it is for a working age white man to get on the dole (it's really not). This is spoony's laziness we're talking about. It can not be contained. Spoony, uh, finds a way.

[pibbs]

When I saw him begging for a t-shirt of his favorite movie; it just clicked. A normal person, even one with autism or other mental illnesses will go buy a beloved item, but only a welfare nigger will sit there and wait for someone to get it for him.

It also better explains the lack of motivation to work than bi-polar. Because fear of being homeless and hungry will drive the most mentally ill person to go work. But you know what kills that drive? And quashes any embarrassment or shame of begging for money and things? Instead turning those negative feelings to SJW activism and moral superiority? The US Guv'ment Welfare system.

EDIT: If I may add further evidence. Spoony tweeted multiple occasions about doctor visits, diagnosis and ever changing mental conditions. This was him shopping around for a doctor to sign off on disability. Maybe he got it. Or maybe no doctor gave him a strong enough case for it, and the fucker just went all out welfare.

[Osterzone]

Welfare or not, that house is getting foreclosed.

[AwesomePizza]

Come on. Patreon can't be that stupid to collect and hand out money without​ filing tax documents. Why don't they just call the FBI now and confess to money laundering.

And if they are hiding behind "gifts" why aren't we petitioning the FBI and IRS to investigate and shut it down.

[Just Some Random Guy]

[Guest]

Come on. Patreon can't be that stupid to collect and hand out money without​ filing tax documents. Why don't they just call the FBI now and confess to money laundering.

And if they are hiding behind "gifts" why aren't we petitioning the FBI and IRS to investigate and shut it down.

I'm sure they do, every website moving money does. That doesn't stop smalltimers from not paying their taxes. As long as they're not moving huge amounts of money they can pretty safely get away with it from what I've heard. IRS just doesn't have the manpower to track down every petty con who's shuffling less than five figures a year through the internet. It might catch up with spoony eventually of course, and I'm sure we'll be treated to a woe-is-me tweetstorm about his back tax troubles in return. Actually, didn''t we already get a taste of that at some point?

[Guest]

Also: Toss in the fact that april only ever works part-time jobs as another piece of evidence towards this theory.

[rabidtictac]

Could be. It kind of makes sense. But the other thing you have to consider is Spoony just doesn't care about anything. Signing up for welfare would take some kind of effort on his part.

But it would explain how he can be so casual and uncaring about his patreon income dropping off steeply.