Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by ChangeTheChunnel » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:22 pm

As of this writing, the movie is 10% funded. Let’s make this happen, guize! I need anutter Snub movie in muh lyfe!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:27 pm

Btw I'm pretty sure Brad got divorced shortly after the first Snob movie came out. Will lightning strike twice!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:15 pm

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:22 pm
 As of this writing, the movie is 10% funded. Let’s make this happen, guize! I need anutter Snub movie in muh lyfe!
He'll get his money. It seems like Kickscammers always do unless they really fuck things up, like make a terrible informational video or ask for a laughably inflated and unattainable sum of money.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:49 pm

Its because they make up the rest of the pot themselves to keep whatever free money they can

You're right, though, that on the last week he'll put out reminders, whipping the autists into some kind of delusional heroic frenzy, to donate for the sake of their runt, bald messiah.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:53 pm

Hey guize, I know all his other movies sucked, but I bet THIS time he'll make a really great flick! I can just feel it!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:41 pm

Rapeculture wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:53 pm
 Hey guize, I know all his other movies sucked, but I bet THIS time he'll make a really great flick! I can just feel it!
I'm getting Peter Molyneux flashbacks over here.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:41 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:49 pm
 Its because they make up the rest of the pot themselves to keep whatever free money they can
Oh yeah, you know these nobodies are making these as cheap as possible so they can pocket the rest. I'll give James credit though his movie looked like a $200,000 movie despite not being very good. linkara's movie probably costed him $5000 tops and shot in 5 days in a warehouse. Brad's only had one real location but they had to pay for and the rest was people's homes or outside, what a fucking scam
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BobbyBoucher » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:10 pm

ChangeTheChunnel wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:29 pm
 I think he's starting to realize that the quality of movies he makes matches those that he criticizes.
The worst shit he criticizes are the shot on video crap and that's what Brad's movies basically are. B-movies are infinitely more entertaining and even the Christian movies are better than Brad's.
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Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:27 pm
 Btw I'm pretty sure Brad got divorced shortly after the first Snob movie came out. Will lightning strike twice!
At the Planet Funk Con panel, Brad says that Lara's parents don't exactly know what he does. They know he's an YouTube videos, but that's it. When that marriage hits a speed bump and Lara's parents find out, they're probably going to encourage a divorce.

Brad also admits that the audio in the first Snob movie sucked. Too bad he didn't admit that Disco sucked or that Lupa was a bad casting choice in Jesus, Bro.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Chippah » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:20 am

The only reason I watched the original Snob Movie was for Jillian's tits. I doubt they'll be in the sequel...count me out!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:22 am

Chippah wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:20 am
 The only reason I watched the original Snob Movie was for Jillian's tits. I doubt they'll be in the sequel...count me out!
are they decent or are they just fat lady tits?
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